[stars-bean]

Dead Poets Society (1989) dir. Peter Weir

[badndngirl]

just write a shitty poem, what do you have to lose

[badndngirl]

To everyone reblogging this and saying something like “my dignity,” may I submit this very good and accurate tweet

[happyheidi]

𝖠𝗋𝗍 𝖻𝗒 𝖠𝗇𝗇𝖺-𝖫𝖺𝗎𝗋𝖺 𝖲𝗎𝗅𝗅𝗂𝗏𝖺𝗇 | 𝖨𝖦: 𝖺𝗇𝗇𝖺𝗅𝖺𝗎𝗋𝖺_𝖺𝗋𝗍

[animentality]

[hellsfavoritefaggot]

as his ancestors would have wanted

[kosmogrl]

[animentality]

[ahedderick]

[hangsawoman]

my hobbies? uhh.. peeling back the layers…. uncovering metaphors.. mirroring…..connecting dots…..stuff like that

[doeberman-deactivated20210530]

wait babe before we move on i need to break every barrel in this room to check for hidden items

[catchymemes]

[runby2]

in recent events of that zoo losing the clouded leopard, it reminded me of the time i went to a large petting zoo and there was a free roaming little black sheep. cutest little guy i ever saw, soi went to the zookeeper nearby and said ‘i think its really cute how you have a sheep thats allowed to just walk around. ‘ then the zookeepers eyes widened and he grabbed his walky talky and ran 

[saxophonechihuahua]

[kellykline]

bringing an actor back for the finale of a tv show they havent been on in years is so funny. imagine if they made you go back to the starbucks you worked at in high school to make one last latte because theyre blowing up the building tomorrow.

[valtsv]

sometimes i’ll find myself wondering if take me to church was really that good and go back to check and get my tits blown clean off

[cannibalchicken]

[catchymemes]

[lectorel]

What gets me is not only do these two cats look damn near identical, one of them decided got picked up by a total stranger and immediately decided ‘this is my human and I’m gonna keep ‘em’.

[missladybirdhill]

[mysharona1987]

[spacemuffinz]

Politicians debating climate change, by Isaac Cordal

[sirfrogsworth]

TIME OUT! I called time out!

[free-range-tiddies]

That corgi said:

[heartfuzz]

[heartfuzz]

i saw my own post on my dash for the first time so here’s some explaination:

1. “The foos are fighting now until 10pm” is dad’s way of telling me “foo fighters are on austin city limits for a full hour”

2. he does not call me pops he calls himself pops and he signed the text

3. he types in shorthand and uses as little punctuation as possible hence the “baked tater”

4. to this day he’s rly proud of this. i told him he has 180k notes and he giggles and says, “what was my line again?” and i tell him, “don’t like that pic” and he gets a kick out of it