lonewookie

I have a wife I am madly in love with, two incredible children, and some cats.

[innerwreck]

[mkbematt-deactivated20181219]

[bluejeansornothing-deactivated2]

now THATS the content i signed up for

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[miniyo]

[busket]

OH HE GETS SHY AT THE END

DON’T WORRY POLAR BEAR I REALLY LIKE YOUR DANCE DON’T WORRY

YOU CAN KEEP GOING IF YOU WANT I THINK IT’S REALLY CUTE

DON’T BE SELF CONSCIOUS YOU JUST DANCE ALL DAY SWEETHEART

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[monty-green]

One may tolerate a world of demons for the sake of an angel. 

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[stephenride]

[mckinnonnholtzmann-deactivated2]

lmao

[sagansense]

bye felicia

[atheistj]

me: I don’t do fandom wars.

someone: Kylo Ren is just like Zuko!

me:

[ask-bot]

What’s the most simple thing you’ve ever had to explain to a fully competent adult?

[welcomedhappiness]

That you cannot fax money to someone.

[kurumawer]

Had someone accidentally fax us some paperwork. They then asked if we would fax it back due to the paperwork being confidential…

[jungle-plastic]

I have received a fax in an envelope. like… they took the documents, put em in an envelope, then faxed me a picture of the sealed envelope.

[asoulgonesince2002]

When I was a kid, I faxed my dad’s satellite office drawings of horses. I had watched my father send so many faxes that I had the process memorized. Except, for some reason I thought that I could fax things to grandma. I put in the numbers for the office every time, but was convinced that the faxes were going to grandma. I also didn’t think to inform my parents that I was doing this.

My dad visited the satellite office (three hour drive) one day and discovered their conference room white board absolutely covered in my drawings. The guys thought it was adorable that I sent drawings and letters to them, and didn’t tell my dad because they knew he’d stop me.

[pizzaalle]

That’s one of the cutest things I’ve ever heard.

[hawlucha]

now that kojima is making a game without creative restrictions i cant wait for the 5 month boss battle in death stranding

[swimmingferret]

For anyone who thought this was an exaggeration-

[fallcaesar]

[lunarbaboon]

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[onlinecounsellingcollege]

7 Powerful Steps to Positive Thinking

1. Seek to focus on what you want instead of what you don’t want: A mistake we tend to make when we’re faced with a problem is to think and talk about it all the time - instead of focusing our thinking on what we want instead.

2. Recognise that every problem comes with a lesson: There’s a lesson to be learned from all that happens to us. We can become a better person - even when things have gone wrong.

3. Don’t believe everything you think: Our problems aren’t as big as the mind tries to convince us. Don’t believe all those negative and self-defeating thoughts.

4. Choose to be grateful in everything: Although it’s hard to be grateful when things are going wrong, we can usually find something we can be grateful for - and the more we choose gratitude, the happier we’ll feel.

5. Let go of your need for perfection: If you try to be perfect in everything you do, you will always feel you’re failing, and you’ll live with constant stress. Do you best – as perfection’s not a realistic goal.

6. Let go of your resistance: Accept things as they are - you don’t always have to change them. Life’s not meant to be a struggle, or a constant battle ground.

7. Seek to be present in everything you do: When you give yourself completely to living in the moment, you’ll find that life is easier - and you’ll feel much more relaxed.

[dimetrodone]

I was looking up torsion in gastropods, and no other diagram so clearly explains the phenomena like this one does

[dimetrodone]

Completely normal (if you are a snail at least).

When still just a tiny larvae, a gastropod’s mantle (the part of the body under their shell/“back”, it’s where most of their guts and organs are) will twist around 180 degrees, making their innards into a knotted mess.

Some types of gastropods (such as nudibranches) have actually evolved “detorsion”. After their larvae go through torsion their guts will actually de-twist partially or completely, leaving the adults with an anus not so damn close to their heads.

this is the face of someone who doesnt shit on their own head

[notcuddles]

Okay but WHY do they do this????  What purpose does it serve?

[dimetrodone]

One hypothesis  is that it helps position their gills/ sense organs to be facing forward instead of behind them. (cause like any reasonable critter their gills are usually positioned around their anus).

No one really knows at this point though. The benefits of twisting your guts and shitting on your head must be pretty good considering they have stuck with it for 500 million years, and behind only insects in terms of number of animal species.

[chickenstab]

somebody could literally make the funniest joke in the universe, expertly crafted and hand made like a fine artisan cheese, but it’ll never make me laugh as much as that one fucking comic where goofy steals a hat from himself in a different panel and defies all logic and starts crying

[chickenstab]

[payasoz-deactivated20161121]

trinity

the father

the son

the Holy spirit

[elena]

[artemise-universe]

When sex becomes a production or performance that is when it loses its value. Be mutual. Be loud. Be clumsy. Make noises, be quiet, and make a mess. Bite, scratch, push, pull, hold, thrust. Remove pressure from the moment. Love the moment. Embrace it. Enjoy your body; enjoy your partner’s body. Produce sweat, be natural, entice your senses, give into pleasure. Bump heads, miss when you kiss, laugh when it happens. Speak words, speak with your body, speak to their soul. Touch their skin, kiss their goose bumps, and play with their hair. Scream, beg, whimper, sigh, let your toes curl, lose yourself. Chase your breath; keep the lights on, watch their eyes when they explode. Forget worrying about extra skin, sizes of parts and things that are meaningless. Save the expectations, take each second as it comes. Smear your make up, mess up your hair, rid your masculinity, and lose your ego. Detonate together, collapse together, and melt into each other.

Corissa Marie (via moanandscream-art)

deep…

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[naughtbutstars]

Hopping on the Vine compilation bandwagon, part 1/?