WALKER

✌️😝

[xxwasianprincessxx]

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had a boner in this

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I did it! I made it! I get my car back tomorrow! Catch me whippin’ for no reason. I’m free!

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I LIED THE FIRST TIME THIS TIME IT BETTER BE FOR REAL!!!! GIVE ME MY CAR BACK I CANT DO THIS ANYMORE!

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i looooooooooove stripes. i can’t get enough. i wish i had more striped shirts. i couldn’t tell you what it is but i just love it. i like all the lines. horizontal stripes are obviously better than vertical. vertical stripes remind me of buildings but horizontal stripes remind me of power lines and i love power lines. i’m thinking about investing in stripes. i think they have great potential. apparently vertical stripes make you look skinnier and horizontal stripes make you look wider. i think a striped shirt should be 3 colors MAX. any more is ridiculous let’s be real. 3 is pushing it anyway. nice simple 2 color stripes are ideal. i’m pretty sure every time a striped shirt shows up when i’m shopping i click on it. the issue is that i cant have stripes and a graphic but i love both so much. unfortunately they don’t agree in my mind. it’s just too much. this only exists in the space of my tumblr tho. if you say something to me in person about this post i will be embarrassed and i won’t talk about it, so please keep all discussion on tumblr.

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I did it! I made it! I get my car back tomorrow! Catch me whippin’ for no reason. I’m free!

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i feel like i’ve changed. i used to only be listening to emo and now i barely listen. can i even still listen to it? am i too old? i’m a grown ass man now is that too much? it’s possible i’m just not in my prime anymore. i just don’t have it like i used to. i feel so unc i can’t even be emo anymore. guys comment down below what you think! can i still be emo?

[tinykittygardencat]

hypnotizing power

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2/9 Mcdonald’s order:

$5 spicy McChicken meal deal

McDouble

Happy meal

Diet Coke

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my happy meal was free because i had enough points

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2/9 Mcdonald’s order:

$5 spicy McChicken meal deal

McDouble

Happy meal

Diet Coke

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i was just super nice to an old woman and i want everyone to know how good of a person i am

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was lowkey crying in stats just now

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to clarify it was not because of stats

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was lowkey crying in stats just now

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cookie told me i got aura

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just got 2 new pairs of pants! catch me in a pair tomorrow 🤘😝

[cute-catts]

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something bad is coming

this could be it for me honestly

there’s something coming and i can feel it

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art might kill me #bruh !

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give me my car back please you can’t just keep me here i want to be free let me go fix my car now fix it please lord i beg im sick of being a passenger bring the pimpmobile back to me