Longing for the Sea

I am 30 0r 40 years old and too tired for this shit anymore

[asmeesh]

1$ flea market score. Tiny glass 1960s perfume bottles. I love them.

[shit-show-no-go]

Can you swap their heads ?

[asmeesh]

omg you can

[asmeesh]

Their meeting was foretold in the ancient texts

[theinvisiblespoon]

[theconcealedweapon]

[theconcealedweapon]

[voltaspistol]

It's an open notes test and some dense motherfuckers still can't figure out the answers.

[nerdreamer]

[corporationsarepeople]

And in case you might be inclined to feel bad for the small-business-owning dealer, don’t. Tesla owns all of its dealerships.

[hjartasalt]

This dumbass just made everyone female

[decemberwinter]

what do you mean elon musk did a nazi salute on live tv at the united states presidential inauguration twice and is now erasing the evidence off the internet by replacing the footage with the crowd cheering instead?

would be a shame if people reblogged this, wouldn’t it?

[nerdreamer]

[389]

[questforgalas]

Honestly, good for them

[sabellart]

he was the cool uncle

inspired by this post^

[necrophatic]

Korkie is Obi-Wan's bastard pass it on

[bonbobi]

so what if I sucked his dick. his knuckles were split and bloody from defending my safety and my honour what else was I supposed to do

[syn0vial]

most relatable Boba Fett Moment™ in the expanded universe is when he very calmly and curtly walks away from what should be a highly emotional conversation (much to the annoyance and disgust of the person he's speaking to), locks himself in a washroom, then proceeds to have debilitating panic attack for several minutes before standing up, composing himself, and walking out in the exact same unruffled manner like nothing happened :^)

[sandrasaid]

*gets trapped with 3 praetorian guards*

grogu: i am not locked in here with you. you are locked in here with me.

[dreamyvixen]

“She was tied to the moon by long threads of red tangled blood. She moved like a woman tied to the moon … it enveloped her and it opened her to an absolute night without dawn.”

— Anaïs Nin (via earth-cult)

[cakbanedraws]

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