Coming Up For Air

[obesitysherpa]

Gotta be somethin’

[cienie-isengardu]

Surrounded by incompetents. You are the only one who has not tested my ire.

[arielsojourner]

Is he … Is he talking to the mouse droid?

[deejay]

Me with my roomba

[butt-berry]

Something about Ash’s mum forcing Mr Mime to sit on the floor and eat out of a dog bowl makes me uneasy

[jillsteinfuneralcity]

mewtwo was right

[escapekit]

Hot and Spicy 

Advertising agency Ogilvy Hong Kong has replaced fire in photography—shots of the Space Shuttle, a rocket-powered race car and a group of Power Ranger stand-ins—with KFC spicy fried chicken.

[prettyvixenavenue]

[dankmemeuniversity]

[whitney-hayes]

[dankmemeuniversity]

[crapmachine]

pokemon starters in gouache

based on the r/b/g sprites

[weavemama]

when I tell you I SCREAMED

[everybidenjusthavegoodtime]

i finally found the best youtube comment

[yourecutesoi]

this is so fucking funny omg

[starsinursa]

me, as a kid: i can’t wait til i’m an adult so i can stay up late EVERY NIGHT

me, as an adult, crawling into bed at 6:30 pm: oh thank god

[grizzlytrash-deactivated2018100]

me, crying: this house is…valid

[kibumkim]

i got a rare condition

i got a glass dick and paper balls

every time i jump my dick just shatters and my nuts turn into origami paper cranes and fly away

[crazymuff1n-deactivated20230428]

and everytime we kiss i swear i could fly

[dinkywinks]

this is… maybe the funniest thing that’s ever happened on television? i’ve never seen someone so thoroughly derail a late night talk show, i could honestly watch cardi b and john mulaney talk for hours

[stupidgayslut-deactivated202603]