Hell If I Know

Remember children, there is only so far one can go downhill before things start to look up again.

[eggcup-deactivated20180129]

me putting $10 of gas in my car: drink up you stupid bitch

[sulfur]

[melonmemes]

[babyanimalgifs]

Reblog if you love sea dogs

[clavicull]

1-800-ARE-YOU-SLAPPIN

[daddyfuckedme]

same

[seidkonaz]

BRO, you NEED to STOP SUMMONING DEMONS IN THE FRAT HOUSE

[ryancrobert]

the actual plot to three completely separate buffy episodes

[onlytwitterpics]

[weirdnessisgood]

[seaymph]

I want to make you feel like a humid Southern night, where the Spanish moss drips from the trees like lace, and honeysuckle buds perfume the air. Sticky, glistening skin. Sultry and forever.

[pugsarelub]

and fifty dozen mosquitos are sucking your body dry and cicadas scream so loud you can never sleep and watch where your honeysuckle ass steps or you’ll plant your foot on a pissed off copperhead

[your-naked-magic-oh-dear-lord]

One person is from the south. One person isn’t. Guess which.

[conquerorwurm]

“I want to make you feel like a humid Southern night” is a threat

[kittiezandtittiez]

[carry-on-my-wayward-butt]

i feel like this is older than me

[keroa]

Wow Look at this relic

[gingeredpolarbears]

[allisonpregler]

only true internet oldsters remember

[roseoilz]

not to b #depressin but my entire life is becoming just a huge blur n i honestly cannot remember like literally…anything for shit lmao

[pagewoman]

[whackermanjunior]

me: *sees a borzoi*

me: 

[sarhoslarcenneti]

[weavemama]

[brodnork]

[licensehaver-deactivated2025061]

*sees one cop drive by* damn. way too many cops out today