micah

chronically online, swiftie, dog mom <3

[longpondwonder]

coming back to tumblr 10 years after making my account just to see taylor swift stuff lol

[pokkin]

I went to a taylor swift concert once and it was mostly ok but there was one standout moment where they brought a red pulsating jewel on stage. Taylor said it was called the heart of Ozymandias. She kept inviting people on stage to touch it and every time they did they would turn into sand and blow away. And people just kept going up and touching the thing.

[longpondwonder]

i haven’t been on this app in 5 years. i want everyone to know that im here (again), im queer (still), and i can drink beer (finally)

#lol

[wellyfullofale]

I think next thursday is gonna be the best day of my entire life tbh

[thequeenofsunflowers-deactivate]

reblog for next thursday to be the best day of your life

[egberts]

[superasummerboringblogthing-blog]

i am straight but im highkey a gay.. eesh.

[egberts]

[crossroaddreamer]

Because a straight who understands the joke cannot chime in to add to the joke, cause that is being totally inclusive like you guys want.

[gay-tm]

[passionpeachy-deactivated202312]

I’m so fucking sad please invent a pill that will turn me into a salamander that only thinks of nutrients

[bot-dad]

Hello so fucking sad please invent a pill that will turn me into a salamander that only thinks of nutrients, I’m Dad!

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[passionpeachy-deactivated202312]

you mock my plight for the last time, Dad Bot

[badpostop-bot]

Bad post OP.

Bad^Post^OP^bot

[passionpeachy-deactivated202312]

why are all the bots so mean to me I just wanted to be a salamander

[tyleroakley]

NEW VIDEO: “It’s Time For a Career Change…” - after almost 11 years on YouTube… I decided it might be time to switch things up. Reblog for a follow!

[treecakes]

fgfdgfgfgfh

[michuno-blog1]

Source?

[reperspectivity]

@michuno 

I believe this is from Ghost Stories. The series didn’t do too well in Japan, so when it was translated and dubbed in English, the VA studio was given a rough outline of the plot and were told to do ‘whatever’. 

They ran with that.

[shadows-ember]

She’s both…she’s a ghost AND a bitch.

[im-the-batmann]

Reblog if you’re a ghost AND a bitch

[hustlerose]

fuck a discord server. hmu on google docs and we’ll all just type in different colors. 

[silverhawk]

u ever just see an animal n ur like “yeah thats perfectly named” bc

this is the violet-crowned woodnymph n like. yeah thats right

[silverhawk]

yeah this is Just Right.

[longpondwonder]

why does it look like one of those pillows with the sequins that change color when you rub your hand on them

[longpondwonder]

lOoK cLoSeR aT ThE HoLe hjhhhhjjh

[witchgays]

gay husbands but instead of kids or pets it’s just them and an assortment of various haunted dolls

[witchgays]

sometimes a family is 2 gay men and 50 haunted dolls 

[longpondwonder]

next on buzzfeed unsolved

[stability]

when will this happen to me

[bloodandsoymilk]

reblog in 30 seconds to have a sugar daddy appear in your life

[nintendometro]

Captain Falcon’s ending from ‘F-Zero GX’ on the Nintendo Gamecube.

[longpondwonder]

if anyone asks what Big Dick Energy is, just show them this

[stability]

when will this happen to me

[bloodandsoymilk]

reblog in 30 seconds to have a sugar daddy appear in your life

[inyourwildestdreams-1989]

In honor of Taylor singing ‘Never Grow Up’ tonight, I thought it would be fun if we all comment how old we were when Taylor released Speak Now in 2010 and how old we are now to see how we’ve all grown up!

I’ll start!

In 2010 I was 15 years old and a freshman in high school. Now I’m about to turn 23 in less than 2 weeks and I’m finishing up my masters degree!

[standbyswiftforever-deactivated]

In 2010 I was seven years old and surviving the horrors of second grade lol, now I’m a sophomore in high school!

[youneedtoclamdown]

I was 8 years old worrying about the fact that in 2 years I would be graduating from 5th grade and now I’m applying for colleges :( :)

[fiveholesinthefence]

I was 9 when it came out and i’m turning 17 on Thursday. Heading to my senior year and by the time i see Taylor in Detroit, i’ll be applying for colleges.

[theprettylights]

I was 16 in my junior year of high school and now I’m 23 (turning 24 later this year) and have just graduated with my masters degree! So now I’m in the workforce, all done school! :)

[singlethread]

In 2010 I was 11 years old in my final years of elementary school being horrible bullied with only one real friend and now I’m 19 and in my second year of college and I have so many friends who love me for me

[todaywasafairy-tail]

I was 6 years old, just discovering how fast kids grow up. Being bullied and turning to Taylor for advice. Now I’m 14, finding myself and working hard in school.

[omg-we-are-the-new-romantics]

In 2010 I was 9 and in fourth grade, longing to be a fifth grader because in my section it was the coolest thing. Now I’m 17 in my second semester of the best uni in my country. And I’ve got an 11 year old sister whom I cried with while listening to this song, asking her to never grow up.

[dreyblr]

In 2010 I was 17 and in high school, I had a few friends and I was extremely shy, daydreaming about living in the USA. Now I’m 25, I have a Marketing & Communication master’s degree, living in the USA and I have friends from all over the world.   

[dyingtoseehowthisonends]

I was 10 years old and now I’m 18 moving out of my childhood home in exactly one week to Atlanta to starts college and a whole new life.

[taylorkeepdancing]

I was 17 years old on high school and now I’m 25 I graduated from uni and I have a job I love and on my free time I’m a photographer

[fearlessswiftielaura13]

In 2010 I was 10 turning 11 in August and I was in 4th grade. Yesterday I graduated from high school and I’m chasing my dream of becoming an entertainment journalist ❤️

[taysknowsplaces]

In 2010, I was 10 years old and in 4th grade and now I’m 19, starting my sophomore year at my dream school and I’m doing better than I ever was ❤️☺️

[taylorscinammonrolls]

I was 10, finishing up 5th grade. Now I’m about to turn 18, leave for college in Italy(I’m from America). So you can say I’m an emotional wreck from last night

[suncameupiwaslookingatyou]

In 2010 I was 14, coming up to my last year in school, I’m now 22 (23 next week) I currently work in a hospital.

[tayloraswift]

I was 13, my first year in secondary school, still struggling to figure out what I want. I’m now 21, with a diploma and just starting adulthood.

[miamiswift]

I was 9 years old when it came out and I was so in love with the album. Now I’m 17 and going into senior year and I’m so glad I’ve had Taylor to guide me through my childhood and teenage years.

[taylorswift]

I LOVE YOU THIS IS SO AMAZING

[longpondwonder]

i was 6, just starting first grade. now i’m 14 and starting high school.

[gabrieldreyfuss]

Practicing for my first open mic this weekend. Feedback appreciated!

[longpondwonder]

hey is the coin star working