The Imperial Bureau of Jungheert

An Imperial Bureau created with the sole purpose of monitoring the strictly professional relationship between Supervisors Avril Heert and Lonni Jung. Civilian submissions are accepted. Absolutely not a rebel psyop.

[lonniheertdaily]

Hello and welcome to the Imperial Bureau of Jungheert!

Civilian submissions in the form of memes, meta, art, fanfiction, etc are accepted and encouraged.

Fanfiction and meta/meme requests are also accepted and encouraged.

Admin: @marroniere. And just in case Supervisor Heert has any questions, this account was definitely not created by Attendant Joydali on his fifth can of white Monster.

TAGS to make your experience navigating this blog comfortable:

lonniheertdaily: memes — for memes and all things funny

lonniheertdaily: mod post — for mod posts

lonniheertdaily: headcanons — for headcanons

lonniheertdaily: fanficton — for fanficton

lonniheertdaily: gifs — for gifs

lonniheertdaily: art — for art

lonniheertdaily: canon and meta — for interviews, canon analysis, and any canon-adjacent material (books, concept art, etc.)

All of these categories, except for the mod post one, can include original content as well as reblogs. The tags only exist to help you find what you are looking for. We in no way say that we only have original content in the tags.

[lonniheertdaily]

memes that absolutely weren't made by attendant joydali pt 7

[monoetr]

Jungheert for @marroniere!!!!! everyone GO READ HER FICS!!!!! they are so so good they made me care for two background characters from andor more than I would admit

[marroniere]

I have just written a fic based on this art!

"Questions and Answers," Lonni/Heert, PG-13, 939 words, light angst, emotional hurt/comfort

Excerpt:

It’s when Heert raises his eyes at Lonni that Lonni sees the dark circles under his eyes and the frown lines on his face; they’ve grown more obvious than they were in the morning. For a moment, Heert's expression becomes lost, his eyes wide and uncertain. Pale blue light that falls on his face gives him a sort of vulnerable air that Lonni has seen in him a few times, a thing that Heert seems to work hard to hide most of the time.

“Avril.” Lonni covers Heert’s hand with his. “Avril?”

“I’m sorry,” Heert murmurs. There’s a brief pause before he says what he says next. He sounds like it takes him some effort to string words together. “I— Got a bit— Do you think we could stay like that?”

Without a word, Lonni strokes Heert’s fingers. He feels Heert’s hand relax under his.

[hegodamask]

“I’ve been working my way through there for six years. Working my way up. Alone.”

Robert Emms as SUPERVISOR LONNI JUNG

[monoetr]

Jungheert for @marroniere!!!!! everyone GO READ HER FICS!!!!! they are so so good they made me care for two background characters from andor more than I would admit

[lonniheertdaily]

the ship dynamic

[theimperialbureauofkeero]

[theimperialbureauofkeero]

[marroniere]

thanks to your amazing fics I'm a jungheert warrior now 🫡 I just had to draw SOMETHING with them for u!!!

thank you for your work!!!!!!!!!

OH MY FUCKING GOD THANK YOU

THIS MADE MY DAY

i am obsessed: the angle, the colors, the shading!!!

THANK YOU AGAIN I NEED TO SCREAM

also i love yourt art — your Eli Vanto character designs are peak — so it's such a great gift to see you draw Jungheert!!!

[lonniheertdaily]

Fantastic Jungheert art from the brilliant @monoetr

The Bureau is celebrating with Kali Coolers.

[hegodamask]

New Star Wars book addresses a huge Andor criticism

You want aliens in Andor? Well, there used to be plenty.

First look at the new Art of Andor book!

[lonniheertdaily]

cheert our beloved (to those wondering where the info about his exact species is from, Jacob James Beswick said it at the Power of the Force con a few weeks before the book confirmed it).

[neva97]

[lonniheertdaily]

rare unpublished excerpts from supervisor jung's file on supervisor heert

which small animal is supervisor heert?

1

2

nuanced / secret third option / im ginger

Remaining time: 16 hours 58 minutes

[lonniheertdaily]

If Lonni and Heert would droids what type of droids would they be?

Lonni: a protocol droid — a sleek, slim model used not as much for protocol work but more for spywork with protocol work as a front. It has had to operate giant amounts of data for years to protect its owner. Such constant overexertion has damaged this droid's programming, so he is anxious and paranoid 90% of the time, suspecting everyone. Yet he is still very efficient.

Heert: a tiny, glitchy, capricious spy droid. Was designed to carry out incredibly hard missions but actually behaves like a fussy cat. His enthusiasm for following the owner's commands depends on whether it serves him now or not. Likes Nepenthe. Speaks in binary. Sometimes he can't regulate himself and starts jumping or making overly expressive gestures with his paws, a clear sign of his frustration.

Thank you for this question <3

[missroguebirdie]

[lonniheertdaily]

Important JungHeert Poll

Who sends the wildest drunk texts?

Lonni

Heert

nuanced / secret third option / im ginger

Remaining time: 3 days 57 minutes

[lonniheertdaily]

Now we invite you to play a game.

Those who manage to guess the meaning of these holoemoji combos Supervisor Heert sent to Supervisor Jung while inebriated will get gift drabbles based on their prompts.

SUPERVISOR HEERT'S HOLOEMOJI GAME:

a red-haired man + a krayt dragon + a crying face

a moski pepper framed by two guba eggs + a jug of blue milk

a sarlacc + a moski pepper

seven stormtrooper holoemojis in a row + a disco ball

a blond man + music + a nauseous face

Put your answers in reblogs and tags.

One text guessed correctly = one drabble.

We'll tell you the answers on Sunday, August 2nd.

[missroguebirdie]

1) Jung has a big 🍆? 🤣

2) wants that 🍆 🫪

3) getting a 🌬️ job 👄

4) go out dancing after work?🕺🏼🕺🏼

5) Krennic singing? Lmao not sure at all 🎤

I had a really good think about each of those and don't think I got any right 🤣😭

[lonniheertdaily]

VERY CLOSE, SUPERVISOR...

You might be in for some prizes.

[lonniheertdaily]

[lonniheertdaily]

Important JungHeert Poll

Who sends the wildest drunk texts?

Lonni

Heert

nuanced / secret third option / im ginger

Remaining time: 3 days 57 minutes

[lonniheertdaily]

Now we invite you to play a game.

Those who manage to guess the meaning of these holoemoji combos Supervisor Heert sent to Supervisor Jung while inebriated will get gift drabbles based on their prompts.

SUPERVISOR HEERT'S HOLOEMOJI GAME:

a red-haired man + a krayt dragon + a crying face

a moski pepper framed by two guba eggs + a jug of blue milk

a sarlacc + a moski pepper

seven stormtrooper holoemojis in a row + a disco ball

a blond man + music + a nauseous face

Put your answers in reblogs and tags.

One text guessed correctly = one drabble.

We'll tell you the answers on Sunday, August 2nd.

[theimperialbureauofkeero]

2. 🍆💦 3. 👌👈 4. imperial gay bar?

[lonniheertdaily]

Our colleagues are thinking in the right direction!