Stark💫

5’7” He/They audio dude. D&D, FFXIV, and all other types of nerdy goodness. 18+ NSFW

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[nintendonut1]

reblog because wow what a great quality audio file this is

[anxietydaddy]

This has me dead

[pr1nceshawn]

What People Think Being Bisexual is Like vs. What It’s Really Like.

[sbstewartlaing-deactivated20180]

This is 100% true. 

Also, one time me and my ex were in a pub, just chilling and discussing LGBT-relevant current events, and some creeper came up and propositioned us for a threesome. No introducing himself, no chit-chat. He literally climbed over the edge of our booth and asked for a threeway.

Being Scotland, other people were appropriately appalled, and the bartender felt so bad he made the creeper pay for our tab.

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[stephencolbertly]

same

[buhriancorey-deactivated2018121]

me rn

[kendallroynsfw]

[memehumor]

They are old guys

[not-selfconfrontation]

omg

[clamchowdurr-deactivated2022040]

WOW

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[indica-dreaming-deactivated2023]

oh my god

[daimaou-kat]

Okay, this is awesome.

[kat2107]

whatever you are expecting, this is not it!

[a-french-guardsman]

when will people use the anon function to send passionate, homosexual anonymous love letters

[rlckygoldsworth]

reblog if you want a passionate, homosexual anonymous love letter

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[dduane]

It’s a fair question

[homiedepot]

[trapcard]

IM SCREAMAIAUAAHABA

[tetrahydrofuran]

she’s not playing at ALL

[wigshewrote]

[localstarboy]

Being drunk vs Being high

[teamnowalls-deactivated20180918]

i saw this on twitter and i cant stop thinking about it cuz its literally mania vs depression 

[bansheecarol]

LISTEN UP MOTHER FUCKERS

SEE THIS WEBSITE? 

ITS CALLED WOLFRAM ALPHA

THIS IS THE BEST GODDAMN WEBSITE FOR ACADEMIC SHIT. FUCK GOOGLE. 

THIS MOTHERFUCKER WILL LET YOU SEARCH “HOSPITAL BEDS IN CHAD VS. IRAN” 

AND IT GIVES YOU A STRAIGHT GODDAMN ANSWER 

MAYBE YOU’RE NOT INTERESTED IN DOCTORNESS OF THIRD WORLD COUNTRIES COOL SHIT 

HAVING TROUBLE WITH MATH?

HOLY SHIT

OR MAYBE YOU WANNA DICK AROUND

WHATEVER THE FUCK YOU WANT

[awesome-august]

Reblogging to save a life and a gpa

[oh-archivist]

to anyone struggling with those beard patches:

try filling it out with make up! I used black mascara! Use something close to your eyebrow color to look a bit more natural! (I should have gone brown/dark brown). You can use other make up tools but I find mascara to be the best choice for myself!

For those who aren’t sure how it works, mascara darkens the extension of your hairs. So all those blonde/not dark hairs you have on your face that make your beard appear patchy, mascara darkens them to make your beard full!

I also use a dark brown eye brown pencil to fill them in too since the fronts are thicker than the ends. 

It’s okay for masculine presenting people to use make up! It’s for everyone!

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[adifags]

now THIS, is gay culture.

[mons1erprom]

"Pretend Coughs" NSFW HCs for Scott and Oz (Preferably Scott on top ;) "Additional Pretend Cough"

Bottoming Oz is my KINK

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