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Guess who finally finished DMC 5 (it's me)
i dont think people can just enjoy things anymore. and i dont mean this in a "just let people enjoy things" way i mean people REFUSE to engage with and enjoy something for what it is. the way headcanons and quirky fanart and edits and aus comes before even Knowing The Basic Fucking Themes isnt enjoying something. i refuse to acknowledge it as enjoying any piece of art. it's commodification and i miss seeing blog posts that were essays abt the themes of something instead of people trying to make kwerky hcs abt how two guys can kiss. i get not everything is meant to be high art but id rather over-read something than live in the vapid hellscape of whatever people are doing in fandom these days
Or your canon gets ‘adapted’ for Netflix by Adi Shankar, which is honestly worse.
Wait, you were actually born in the 1900's? Thats so cool
i am going to eat my own entire skin
Reblog if you were born in the 1900's.
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OH MY GOD is that a baby Charley in front of them I am deceased.
Allow me a moment to gush about the cinematography in DMC for a second
Because let me tell you, one camera shot just sent me on a whole journey
I was combing back through DMC5 and Visions of V in search of references for Dante and Vergil's childhood home. So I was playing through Mission 12, taking screenshots, seeing all of the things I could see, and something stuck out to me. Dante is walking through the front entrance of the house, and the camera cuts to this shot here:
Huh. Now haven't I seen a shot like this before?
And it's not just any closet in the first screenshot. That's the same closet Eva hid him in. If you look, you can see some of the same architecture visible in both shots. On the left is the same marble column, and on the right is a twisty wooden pillar that's visible from several other in-game shots. So while it's a cool and interesting shot, it's also doing something very important. It's calling back to the last time Dante was here. It's a subtle reminder of the trauma this place holds for him, all told to the player without a single word
Now that's cool enough on its own, but then that got me thinking... where is that closet, exactly? Because I'd always been under the impression that it was deeper in the house somewhere. But actually, I realized I'd seen it as Dante was entering
(See the twisty wooden pillar I mentioned before?)
It's right next to their front door. You can sort of see a sliver of light from outside on the right of the screen as Eva is running to find Vergil, if you look closely in the mission 10 cutscene (sorry for the potato quality, Dante jerks his head away just after this so you only see it for a split second)
And again, you can see the wardrobe right next to the door as Vergil walks in, prior to the events of the story
So let's talk about the domino effect this had on my understanding of what happened to the twins when they were eight
I never got the impression that Dante was physically harmed by the demons in the same way Vergil was. While Vergil was physically eviscerated, Dante's trauma always seemed to center around the experience of watching Eva die (and believing Vergil had died as well). But then how did the demons never find him? I'd assumed it was because the closet was somewhere deeper in the house, so maybe he was able to hide long enough to find an opportunity to escape. But actually, that closet isn't tucked away somewhere secret. It's right by the door. It'd probably be the first place anyone would look. I don't believe the demons would just give up on trying to kill him, since that's literally the entire reason they're here. So what gives?
Going back to the scene from mission 10, it seems Eva was killed almost immediately after she ran outside. She's barely off screen for a moment before Dante hears her scream.
The fire seems to have been set from the outside, too, unless they had the most fireproof furniture in the universe.
This is, what, 35 years later? Not only is it still intact, it's still white somehow. If you watch this cutscene everything seems to be lightly singed at worst. Considering their house looks like this at the end of Visions of V chapter 25:
I can only assume the fire was actually mostly outside, or at least, it hadn't spread inside to the front entrance where Dante was hiding.
Based on that, it's my guess that the demons hadn't gotten into the house at all. I don't know if they'd be smart enough to try and smoke them out with the fire and then strike when they tried to run out, but it's possible that they were, and that was the tactic for getting to Dante. They wait outside, Eva and Dante run out, boom
But you know who else was outside at the time? Vergil.
He's on his way back to the house when he summons Yamato for the first time
You can see in this page, after they think they've finished with Vergil, the demons turn to approach the house (likely looking for Dante and Eva). Vergil summons Yamato and tears through them all as he continues fighting his way back to the house
So how did Dante get out of this physically unharmed? I think Vergil unwittingly protected him. He killed all the demons, or at least enough of them that Dante could have found a good opening to escape, before he fled.
And then one last thing hit me.
That wardrobe is right next to the front door.
They were probably less than twenty feet away from each other in this moment. If Vergil had stayed and looked, or if Dante had known to call out for him, they could have at least avoided the trauma of losing each other
This is so interesting that people immediately assumed that Mia Fey and Diego Armando used to date. Just because Grossberg said something as vague as, "Go to your boyfriend".
Firstly, Grossberg likes making really uncomfortable jokes. Secondly, I highly doubt someone as classy, as responsible as Mia Fey would ruin law ethics, even if she actually liked the guy. Thirdly, what I see in canon feels rather like she used to treat Diego as necessary evil, lol. He's her mentor, after all. Fourtly, Mia Fey is really independent and strong-spirited, being in relationship with YOUR MENTOR is kinda quid pro quo sexual harassment, so again - even if she truly liked the guy, she would definitely not have a work affair like that.
In conclusion, I don't think Mia and Diego actually used to be an official couple. Thank you for coming to my TED talk.
Honestly it's so interesting that you've come to this conclusion and put so much thought into it when you apparently have no ability to read into basic context clues and environmental storytelling.
Firstly, Grossberg likes making really uncomfortable jokes. Firstly:
Does this look like the face of someone making ‘a really uncomfortable joke?’
This is the face if someone who is genuinely uncomfortable, who is bringing up something that is upsetting to Mia who has been upset the whole case. This post makes a very astute point that Mia reacts violently a lot of the time whenever love gets brought up, particularly in reference to Dahlia. But I'm sure that couldn't possibly be down to the fact that she's doing her level best to hold herself together in the face of the woman that poisoned the man she loved regarded as a 'necessary evil'. Secondly, I highly doubt someone as classy, as responsible as Mia Fey would ruin law ethics, even if she actually liked the guy.
Define law ethics, please? There is nothing unethical about dating a co-worker. Now, if Diego Armando were the judge, that would be calling ethics into question as it would create a bias and a fairly massive conflict of interest. If Diego were the opposing counsel for the prosecution? Again: conflict of interest.
I find it fascinating that this supposed ethical conflict doesn't seem to come up when it's a feature in other ships like Phoenix/Edgeworth, Lana/Mia, Phoenx/Mia, Klavier/Apollo, Athena/Blackquill etc.
Diego working with Mia as her senior co-worker? That is not unethical. This actually ties into your misconception about their working relationship which you detail as your fourth point: Fourtly, Mia Fey is really independent and strong-spirited, being in relationship with YOUR MENTOR is kinda quid pro quo sexual harassment, so again - even if she truly liked the guy, she would definitely not have a work affair like that.
Mia's mentor at work is Marvin Grossberg. He is her superior and her boss. As she says in the court record in 3-1:
versus what she has to say about Diego:
I'm not sure what your familiarity with Japanese office systems is but in the original game script, Diego is her senpai, which doesn't mean he's her superior. He's not her boss. He's her senior in that he's been there longer and he's more established within the firm. He has absolutely no say over her professional development, no involvement in hiring or firing. He's there to support her as a senior, and is actually incredibly supportive the whole time he's there for her. He doesn't try to strong arm his way in and take over the case. Yes, he is a bit smug. He's trying very hard to be the cool dude and she's exasperated by him when he shows up, but look at what he says when he shows up:
Now he could have puffed up like a peacock, agreed with her that he’s the finest and bragged about how great he is, but he doesn’t. He sees the rookie is nervous, her mentor’s not there, and he goes about reassuring her and expressing that he’s impressed with her bravery in taking on this particular case:
Over the course of that trial, they both experience considerable trauma and it creates a deeper bond between them and, most importantly, a mutual respect. And it's important to note that at this point in time, they weren't dating, and we, the player, never get to see them dating. There are six months between the events of Turnabout Beginnings and Diego's poisoning.
Going out of order, this brings me back to your third point: Thirdly, what I see in canon feels rather like she used to treat Diego as necessary evil, lol.
In one case. There are a few throwaway lines about her being irritated by him in one case, where they are co-workers who have had very little to do with each other. By the end of the case, the way Mia regards Diego is very different to the way they see each other at the beginning. They also work well together, they make an excellent team and get to the bottom of the Fawles case, and if it was such an awful experience for Mia, why does she continue to work with the man for six months trying to bring Dahlia Hawthorne to justice? Why not bring in her actual mentor, Grossberg?
I'd also like to bring up the many, MANY canon artworks that display the two of them together, clearly at ease in each other's company and not only that, enjoying each other's company. But sure, go off about how Diego's a necessary evil who Mia barely tolerates, I guess.
In conclusion: instead of scraping the surface elements and coming up with a very shallow reading of the canon material you're given, consider the real reason why this pairing gives you the ick and see if that's a pairing problem or a you problem, OP.
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This video essay by @wendyrocket right here? Is THE BEST FUCKING CHARACTER ANALYSIS I HAVE SEEN IN THIS FANDOM IN YEARS.
An absolute goddamn masterpiece, my friend. It's a crime that I am only just finding this and that it doesn't have THOUSANDS more views.
This is everything I never knew I needed and wanted. All of the props. All of them.
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trish & those other guys too i guess
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Lmao op lives in the south. The tap water up here is from fucking springs. It's so clean and fresh and has no stalagmites whatsoever. Cope and seethe southerner
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my stalagmites are doing just fine, thank you ☺️
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