The Discoveries of the Consonants

GG | 30s | she/her | USA | Occasionally finds/says some dumb stuff on the internet. Video gamer, lore nerd, fic author (GGMoonyCrisco @ AO3) My askbox is always open and I will expound at length on numerous dumb video game and writing topics.

[scratch-meowt]

my hottest take

[keeper-of-the-flames]

Counter point, those machines can make me a peach sprite.

[pusheenthenerdcat]

guys did you know the tech in that nefangled machine revolutionized preemie healthcare

[maimonideznuts]

[pusheenthenerdcat]

yeah the guy who invented them made incredibly precise infusion pumps (as opposed to gravity fed ivs) which not only meant they could give medications to teeny tiny babies safely, it's also used for insulin pumps and portable dialysis machines. the key element is that it's a peristaltic pump so the liquid stays in sterile tubing for safety

(unholy drink cloaca uses it to dispense precise amounts of flavored sugar syrup)

[hedgebotherer]

Then how the haters loved him,

As they shouted out with glee,

"Unholy Drink Cloaca

You'll go down in history!"

[naamahdarling]

You DON'T get this on any other site in quite this format.

[genderfluid-and-confuzled]

thought one: yummy yummy

thought two: orange juice in my tummy

[landscape-suicide-deactivated20]

It is really funny how much some tumblr users build their understanding of what is taboo in a degenerate immoral fashion vs what is taboo in a subversive radical fashion exclusively on aesthetic appeal so they’re willing to drastically alter their moral stances based on what media they’re obsessing over currently

[landscape-suicide-deactivated20]

Blogger obsessed with posting about sexual cannibalism and toxic doomed yuri complaining about incest fetishization… you’re two Ginger Snaps gifsets and a Flowers in the Attic excerpt away from trying to recreate Single White Female with your mutuals

[adhdavinci]

[manglestar]

pbffttttttttt

still one of my fav scenes in the game

[jonnasse]

Krauser (TS)

[samaeljigoku]

At the very least, they didn't deserve to be $200+ for a used copy, or to be falling into lost media.

[loccorocco]

Lucia and Sofie get adopted AO3 Link

[helenvaughans]

[itsmistybitch-deactivated202605]

These posts are sisters

[lierdumoa]

[mevil]

[thesluts2004]

don’t care didn’t ask + you’ve projected onto this character to the point that your characterisation is unrecognisable to the source material

[sabertoothwalrus]

I hate the videoification of everything. If I have to hear one more video of someone speaking closely into their shitty mic and I have to have all their yucky wet mouth noises and plosives and nose whistles and throat clearings and sniffles I am going to dig a vertical hole the exact dimensions of my body and I’m going to slither in head first

[sabertoothwalrus]

as someone with misophonia, the widespread popularization of asmr audio editing + people that are being pushed to make video content with no formal training and have no idea how to edit their audio (ex college professors, average joe tiktokers, etc) is literally my nightmare scenario. this is hell I am in hell

[sabertoothwalrus]

this is actually the last straw for me I need to start sending people emails

[importantpics]

[stratfender]

just being myshellf! #turtle

[logray]

GET OUT (2017) dir. Jordan Peele SINNERS (2025) dir. Ryan Coogler

[synkcity]

created by the only 2 Black filmmakers to win Best Original Screenplay 👑👑

[lightsintheskye]

brain rot idea that wouldn’t leave me alone

[erl-south]

[pseudomantis]

What the fuck

[astarlingdiscovery]

It's a yellow bittern! They are very creechur.

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[peteneems]