We can shine forever

20 year old musician from Sheffield.

[gddr6]

[takes a single step out of bed after 8 hours of sleep]

[liluzivertbling]

i’ve never had a toblerone

[bunniope]

and you never will

[awwww-cute]

We don’t deserve dogs (Source: http://ift.tt/2yJ65JQ)

[hekacute-deactivated20141230]

Yeah, you talk like you’re into guys with beards, but just you wait until you’re dating one and he sneezes and gets snot all over in his face hair and he doesn’t notice it because the slime isn’t touching his skin and you can’t tell him about it because he has headphones on and he’s listening to “abstract hip hop” so loudly that it’s giving you whatever the opposite of an orgasm is. 

[joshpeck]

are you okay

[deebeeus]

A 1974 #Telecaster #Thinline for @michaelsegui, spotted at @capsulemusic #Toronto. I did not realize the thinline had become #WRHB and 3 bolt/bullet by ‘74…but here we are! 😀

#tele #widerangehumbucker #guitar #guitars #guitarra #chitarra #guitarre #rockstarguitar #electricguitar #vintageguitars #fenderguitars #vintagefenders #tone #guitargear #guitarporn #guitarsofinstagram #geartalk #guitargear #vintagegear #guitarsdaily #fendersofinstagram #guitarphotography

[graphingiswhereidrawtheline-dea]

And so, the comments on every single YouTube drumming video were forever ruined.

[wtfdrums]

totally!

[aerynlallaboso]

[parkstone-international]

Artist Hank Schmidt travels to scenic locations only to paint the pattern on his own shirt.

[sixslugs]

chaotic neutral

[djmixedtape]

This is still one of the funniest things I have ever seen

[gilasaurus]

friend: wow you’re such a kind person!

me: 

[scientificphilosopher]

A Two-Year-Old’s Solution to the Trolley Problem

[x]

[gazoinks-deactivated20170705]

Philosophy: Solved

[nottmythical]

I’ve never laughed so hard 

[justjames]

People say don’t look directly at the sun during the eclipse, by the way love the sun its amazing, tremendous, I love it. You know what? It is my favourite star, and thats the truth it isn’t like the lies and fake news CNN are spreading. Anyway the eclipse truly spectacular, best thing thats happened due to my presidency, we are making America great again. Did Obama have a total eclipse? Exactly. So these scientists say don’t look directly at the eclipse but these are also the scientists that were paid by the Chinese to say that Global Warming exists. Though I probably shouldn’t say that I am sure the scientists are very nice people but they are spreading lies. You know, I don’t know, well the great American public knows. Apparently it can burn you retinas looking at this eclipse, but CNN said, “don’t look at the sun directly,” so I am going to be the best at looking directly at the sun believe me.  

[agapeguitars]

This is one of the many services I provide with instruments. 🤣And of course, also available in husband, boy- or girlfriend, significant other, partner, etc. 😁👍🏻#luthier #custom #handmade #boutique #guitar #electricguitar #fender #gibson #customguitar #handmadeguitars #curves #everydaybeauty #nofilter #wood #woodworking #AgapeGuitars http://ift.tt/2wEUv1I

[thetrippytrip]

[lookatthestarlessnight]

Mario at the end of a game: thank you so much for playing my game!

Me: you are so fucking welcome mario. I would do anything for you. I would die for you.

[the-real-eye-to-see]

It was clear in advance

[perks-of-being-chinese]

[weavemama]

this is why shouting “just adopt!!!” is a bullshit argument amongst pro-lifers bc there are laws like this that prevent a lot of people from adopting.

[whimsycore]

yall still out here calling the us a secular country when orphans might not be able to get adopted by non Christians????