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noise dept.
if i look back, i am lost
TVSTRANGERTHINGS
trying on a metaphor
Noah Kahan
Sade Olutola
occasionally subtle
Kiana Khansmith
Aqua Utopia｜海の底で記憶を紡ぐ
Mike Driver
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d e v o n
KIROKAZE
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let's talk about Bridgerton tea, my ask is open
pixel skylines
RMH
#extradirty
he wasn't even looking at me and he found me
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@lookingforaham
Me: It has been nearly two entire years since the last chapter I posted. I WILL FINISH THIS FUCKING STORY SO I CAN MOVE ON
Narrator: They were wrong, it had been three years
Me: MOTHERFUCK—
Welp, at least I’m that much closer now. Chapter 3 here. See you in 2030, I guess?
Three times today, I’ve sat down to write, and three times I have fallen asleep on the couch.
Stomach: Pain! Emptiness! This is what ‘gnawing hunger’ feels like!
Brain: It’s… it’s 12:15pm. You had breakfast today.
If you see a post talking about supporting Jewish people and being against antisemitism and you immediately make it about Israel (whether that’s in a positive or negative way) then you don’t actually give a fuck about Jewish people
Jewish doesn’t mean Israeli, most Jewish people have never even been to Israel, why are you reducing a worldwide diaspora to a single country?
It’s been just over a year now since I last updated this fucking fic, and this chapter *still* isn’t done. I can’t seem to move on while so much of the story is still in my head (and, uh, in my Google Docs). I have rewritten the beginning of this at least a dozen times but it still doesn’t have a middle or proper end.
Also, now that I am properly middle-aged, I have a very real fear that I am going to die without ever finishing anything ever.
Going straight for the jugular.
I’ve yet to hear a single other person say they liked Gore Vidal’s Burr, but I thought it was a master class in crafting prose.
i do think it'd be like really funny if Those Words jc hamilton crossed out in his dad's letter to jlau like weren't sexual at all they were just kind of tmi. "don't forget to tell her the length of my nose and also that i fart a lot in my sleep."
Either way, Laurens would know, amirite?
my advice to you; put a little dijon mustard in any cheesy beige food. whisk it into your cheese sauce just before u add the cooked macaroni. spread a thin layer in your cheese toasties. add a spoonful to your mashed potatoes with the butter. anything thats gonna be heavy on rich dairy and starches will benefit enormously from the hint of warmth and acidity that dijon mustard will give it, even if you don't add enough to make it Taste Like Mustard (which, ideally, you shouldnt). itll cut through the richness and stop your tastebuds getting fatigue from too much fat&starch, which is important for the overall enjoyment of a dish. ur welcome. take this knowledge and change the world
im still consistently getting notes on this post and i want u guys to know that every single time someone in the tags says they tried this im filled with peace&love. my legacy is teaching the world to put dijon mustard in their mackercheese and i couldnt be happier.
I can vouch for the fact that It Does Not Taste Like Mustard, because I have been doing this for years, and not once has anyone noticed. (And by “anyone,” I mean my mustard-hating spouse)
He Would Express Those Sentiments, But Not In That Vocabulary
He Does Not Fucking Talk Like That
This is about characters using 21st-century social justice lingo in the 1500s, but it is also about people making Aragorn say "kinda-sorta".
Breaking my lengthy posting drought because THIS IS ONE OF MY BIGGEST PET PEEVES, AAAAAAARGH.
blogging
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Leaving my panties on Gouv Morris' grave like a fan throwing their bra on stage during a concert
Dead over 200 years and still getting play. (As it should be. The man did not fuck his way through the French Revolution on one leg to be disrespected as “the whalebone penis guy.”)
This. Is my pride and joy. A gift for my dad, who played Zork with me when I was a kid, and with his dad when he was a kid. I designed this pattern myself and had a great time puzzling out how to hide the glow in the dark letters!
Pattern: “West of House” by me Fabric: 2x1 on 18ct Blue-Grey Aida Started: 11/27/2021 Finished: 12/25/2021
Wow you all! I never expected this to be so popular! Thanks so much for all the kind words <3
First, I see a lot of people don't know Zork! It's a text based adventure game, released in 1977. You can give it a try here, and I highly suggest drawing your own map ;D
Second, I did this with DMC E940 glow in the dark thread. It's a little finicky to work with, and I think better alternatives exist if you look for them, but this is what I had access to and I think it worked out great (and blends in very well to DMC Blanc)
Third, I do not currently have the pattern for sale, but because there's been so much love I am seriously considering cleaning up the pattern and listing it somewhere. If I do, I'll add a link to this post and probably on my pinned post as well.
Fourth, cross stitch is fairly easy to learn and cheap to try and there are toooonnnsss of youtube tutorials to get you started. If it looks interesting to you, pick up a kit at your local craft store and give it a try! If you want any tips or help, hmu with a message!
Thanks so much!
On a note completely unrelated to anything else I’ve written on tumblr: this cross stitch is the greatest thing in the history of ever.
Philip: Pops, I got suspended from school...
Hamilton: WHAT?!?! What did you do?
Philip: My teacher pointed at me with a ruler, and he said "there is an idiot at the end of this ruler".
Hamilton: And...?
Philip: I asked which end...
Hamilton, unable to contain his laughter: Okay, you just made my day.
(Source: unknown)
90% of parenting is knowing when (not) to laugh.
Happy Duel Day to all who celebrate.
Chag duel sameach.
ok being nosy for a second so apologies if this question ages you: have you, personally, ever user a floppy disk before?
Yes, I have used a floppy disk before
No, I haven't used a floppy disk before
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Tag your age if you wanna bc I was just thinking about how I have used floppy disks before (I'm 25 and used them in elementary computer lab) but my 22 y.o. brother hasn't which is so weird to me like 3 years isn't a long time at all to me
You know you’re Too Fucking Old when your first thought is, “5.25 inch or 3.5 inch?”
While every force available in the world is searching for the 5 people in the oceangate submersible, a boat filled with mostly Syrian and Pakistani refugees sank under still “unknown” circumstances off the coast of Peloponnisos, Greece (with the coast guard present). More than 600 people drowned but guess which of the two is making headlines
I received this in the newsletter from Mount Vernon and I thought that I should let it get some love on tumblr
I’d love a source, because I haven’t seen this in any of my reading.
It also manages to be both perfectly in AND out of character.
