What the fuck is my url

My skin is clear- Satan's keeping up his end of the bargain. I'm the coolest girl, on the face of the planet- the coolest bitch on earth goddamit

[rileyfriarhart-moved-deactivate]

cute things to call your girlfriend

demon queen

mythic bitch

the almighty

[floodedlungs-archived]

my kink is a happy n fulfilling relationship

[floodedlungs-archived]

[pale-grunge-dark]

Queen Saturn

[shawnwasabi]

heaven exists

[shortysport-deactivated20161009]

why do neko atsume cats have power levels all they do is chill in my yard who are they fighting

[shortysport-deactivated20161009]

apparently stronger cats have the ability to kick out weaker cats if they want the same toy omg what kind of violence goes on while i am not watching

[boneforts]

imagine if priests were called daddy instead of father

[cageddove]

Casually watching a 2009 episode of The Simpsons when… they predicted the future?!?

[the-prince-of-humbug-deactivate]

@monochromemidnight

[laughterkey]

[hirxeth]

[myowangs]

Oksana Skorik and Vladimir Shklyarov

[ryanishka]

my eyes almost just fell out of my head

[dmcfadzean]

[nudityandnerdery]

Too dark, gramma. Pull it back a little.

[skygawker]

star wars + onion headlines (pt. 2)

[tangerinevampire]

@daysbeforedecember @kammykitn

[daysbeforedecember-deactivated2]

@samwitwerr

[cremia-deactivated20210626]

one of my favourite things in all of star wars is in episode 3 during the fight between obi wan and anakin where obi wans like “ITS OVER ANAKIN, I HAVE THE HIGHER GROUND” and anakin’s like ‘YEAH BUT WATCH THIS’ then jumps into the air, does 3 flips, and gets his legs cut off immediately

[seabelle]

You do not need pasta.

Me laying in bed talking to myself at 1:30 in the morning  (via seabelle)

[sashayed]

ah yes. han solo. han solo, so suave

so cool under pressure

so calm in a crisis

great at handling difficult situations, for example, can get his own gloves off WHILE talking to a cute girl AT the same time no problem thanks for asking

so great at witty comebacks

definitely has slept with MANY a lady because, again, Han Solo is a cool guy, and not a grumpy hermit who, were he a person in the world, would spend all his weekends alone in his apartment with his phone turned off watching Ice Truckers

definitely not a weirdo with a shitty haircut who talks to his car

no. mister cool guy. always looks so cool. so cool in a fight

so cool. never panics about everything all the time constantly.

people trust him cause he’s got that cool guy charisma

always knows what he’s doing. han solo. an expert.

in conclusion: han solo, a cool space scoundrel, not a nerd. maybe you’re the nerd around here. hmm. looks like it. check and mate

[aroundsmyheart-deactivated20170]

theres no fucking snow outside

[pettyrevenge]

When I was a waitress, if a middle aged woman was ever rude to me (they almost always were) I’d happily offer them the senior discount, 65 and above only. It felt so good to see their eyes bulge out of their sockets and their mouths drop open in shock.