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hmm I may start writing fanfic purely for the BloodyMary ship. Simon and Grace are so fucking CUTE I'm so here for the return to cross universe ships

#bloodymary #simon iron lung #ryland grace #cuties

tetitasdelimon

top 5 horror movies

-having a job

-not having a job

-applying for jobs

-the job market

-the concept of working my whole life

what if I animated popcorn and made like a million dollars

#I wanted to add a poll #yes or no #someone's gotta pay for my college and it'd apparently gotta be me so

dragon-in-a-fez

the thing about being "good with kids" is all it takes is literally just not trying to control and mould them with every interaction. it's just being a normal person and engaging with them through normal interactions like having conversations and playing games. it's just being genuine and friendly and not perceiving them as lumps of wet clay you are there to shape. "oh you're so good with kids" thanks it's because I think they are people

Is it still a viking funeral if you set the boat on fire yourself

#i'm on my period #bleeding and shitting myself to death #please god don't let my family find this account

My roommate, who's a little hard of hearing, mumbling to themselves while I'm in the bathroom. They are then surprised when I giggle and are like, "You can hear that??-"

Me, who hears all:

#hehehe #roommate ramblings #they're gonna see this and cry that I'm bullying them #this ISN'T cyber bullying #don't worry

I have a 2 liter bottle of Pepsi zero and am drinking it from my potion bottles I'm winning

#pepsi #potion bottles #being a freak

certainchaostyrant

me having almost fallen out of bed three times now after waking up and seeing a face coming at me, and getting the unsettling feeling of someone coming up behind me in my dorm room with no one being there several times now: Hey, quick question, you believe in ghosts right?

my roommate trying to get some fucking sleep at almost one in the morning: yeah!

me considering the life implications of the dnd ‘divine sense’ being irl: you feel anything in the room recently?

my roommate still trying to sleep: … no?

me: wonderful, I love having a ghost detector in my room... Sorry for objectifying you like that. my roommate: wheezing

looseleaflanes

You guys the rooms feels neutral if anything, I literally told them that if there were a spirit that it's just observing like a cat wondering why we're in its space lmfao-

#ghosts #Roommate ramblings #objectified #affectionate

I'm high, as one is at night, and got a mountain dew for scrumptions soda. Schrimchy soda doesn't wanna open. This is my boyfriend responding to my plight