The Real Kazoo Kid

“I have a PHD, phat hog daddy” - Ethan Klein

[thesaddestlittlemeowmeow-deacti]

I am right about things you have never even heard of.

[beachcitywalkfries]

a real nowhere man 😵‍💫

[unprojection]

superb content on the timeline today (even if this crops out his tiddys)

[mattys-marbles]

why even wear a shirt

[yaoiblackmold]

I didn't even voluntarily started shipping zamasian on my own, it was actually forced upon me by Eric Bogosian and Assad Zaman themselves, they threaten me into shipping them with their rpf activities.

[mattys-marbles]

jolene - dolly parton.mp3

[gaymattsharp]

[gaymattsharp]

[blessyouhawkeye]

matt johnson is bisexual but not acting on it because he thinks repressed and sublimated homosexuality is a more compelling artistic choice. jay mccarrol is bisexual but not acting on it because he thinks he grew out of it when he stopped wearing metrosexual cardigans

[wokedogschenkopf]

[fortitudinis]

[gerardpilled]

Can’t stop using this photo. Like that’s really how it feels

[enabuns]

This show y'all, it's as if someone read my dream journal for how to make the perfect horror/mystery show. Comedy is 10/10, spookies 10/10, Matthew Rhys' facial expressions, 10289230/10 🏝

[homotron3000]

the inbetween. (My headcanon versions of Matt and jay between the webseries and the viceland show)

[peppermintfreak]

[schlocklasa]

Now why would Jay - avowed film detail-knower - have said "creamy" when it's "glorious"? Well that's because my July 2023 post is inside his brain, of course.

[acornwellian]

we. are. the COEN BROTHERS! 🥺

[petrodragonicapocalypse]

mentally ill women on tumblr think they're matt johnson. matt johnson thinks he's morrissey. morrissey thinks he's oscar wilde. and oscar wilde could've probably killed it as a mentally ill woman on tumblr