The Real Kazoo Kid

“I have a PHD, phat hog daddy” - Ethan Klein

[thesaddestlittlemeowmeow-deacti]

I am right about things you have never even heard of.

[threefoothobbit]

Sex pervert, Jay Bauman.

[pois0ncandy]

first base: psychosexual obsession

second base: torture

third base: holding hands

[rickyapologist]

at this rate matt johnson (real) is going to start talking in q&as about how matt ntb is so molested. he'll say it just like that too "matt nirvanna the band is so molested" and we'll all have to pretend to be surprised

[championofdogs]

saw a post about this earlier but it made me think: tumblr really is the only social media site where I go on and have a good time and then carry on with my day. I know it's completely curated because there are some awful people here but that (the curation) in itself is a privilege of the site. Every other social media site is designed to make you angry for more engagement

[okjaybird]

hidden gem from the 2018 canadian screen awards.

he’s so 😁😁😁

[kingofallgirls]

matt johnson sexual anxiety is a beautiful name for an estranged son

[okjaybird]

[shesnake]

There are no sex scenes, and all the food looks horrible.

[coffeeblackandcomfortablynumb]

if they had letterboxd

[okjaybird]

[cloudabserk]

he loves that towel

[kosmogrl]

we got august this week

[scarletafterglow]

[rickyapologist]

it is absolutely imperative to remember it is actually canon 2008 matt would be laying on the couch dozing in and out of sleep and mindlessly asking jay to "play something on the piano" for him and jay would do it. like that's not just something from the fanfiction dimension that literally did happen

[mattys-marbles]

i miss them

[first-ex-wife]

he looks like he has a funeral to attend but he still wants to be himself