Whatever I’m Hyper fixated On

Cis Female | Bi | She/Her I have ADHD and this blog reflects that. Cross stitcher, cat lover, nerd. I have been on this hell site for over a decade and I am not giving up on it.

[astrotheyge]

Project Hail Mary (2025) dir Lord & Miller

[sodor-memetime]

[parkchanwoohoo]

The facial expressions of everyone trying not to lose it are killing me

[gunsandfireandshit]

This is painfully American

[dirtbaby2016]

Americans be like it is totally normal for an entire stadium (including military members) to stand at attention while a fast food clown mascot sings the national anthem

[unstablebill]

when we say "it is functionally impossible to parody Americans in a way that will actually insult them" this is the sort of thing you're up against. is your sick burn funnier than corporation burger clown sing national anthem baseball game? no?? of course it isn't.

[trapped--under--rice]

please behold the 24 Hours of Lemons race, in which you can only spend $500 total on a car to cross country race for 24 hours

named after the legendary 24 hour Le Mans race, Lemons rallies barely legal cars in an endurance race across America. had the privilege of sharing the freeway with this race and seeing the absolute art od this event

[friendly-neighborhood-patriarch]

This is so American I could CRY

[hogmilked]

oh this is nothing. some of my favorite lemons entries are:

an airplane stuck on a toyota minivan

this miata built by rocket scientists

the mr2 boat

the nyan cat bmw that i think actually played the song at all times

the homer simpson car built by uranium workers

this limo whose brakes caught on fire

the dumbest corolla and supra wearing funny hats

and so much more. 24 hours of lemons my beloved

[bayjauman]

30 seconds into the new Half in the Bag and Jay is fucking glistening

[bayjauman]

oh to be a bead of sweat on a 46 year old youtuber's forehead while he tries to record a video in a sweltering warehouse in milwaukee........

[whirlybot]

grace so squish!

[1five1two]

[decadent-hag]

[shes-unforgettable]

This is my new favourite image ever

[buildingmysteri]

No words 🔥 🥵 💀

[beaft]

entry-level job with a 23k salary asking me to write a minimum 2,500-word essay where i extravagantly praise The Company and express dewy-eyed admiration for their Glorious Mission Statement. i hope king arthur returns and slices every hiring manager to ribbons with his big sword

[nowwithgaypheromones]

I need to travel back in time and prevent myself from making and posting this goddamn edit

[shakma-on-crack]

YOU'RE RESPONSIBLE FOR THAT IMAGE!?

[nowwithgaypheromones]

yes

[hiveswap]

Everyone go look up the song nasa banned from space

[hiveswap]

Don't forget to play it loud as fuck

[kowai-kabuki-tanuki]

please….listen to the whole thing. And imagine that you are IN SPACE in 1973 and you JUST woke up. Every time you adjust…it escalates somehow.

This song had to be designed in a lab for the sole purpose of fucking with astronauts. whoever added it to the NASA playlist was a genius.

[hiveswap]

It took them two tries to ban it?

[jaybaumansbuzzcut]

we irritating

[angelicguy]

me and the boys have a couple of chains wrapped around the sword in the stone hooked up to mikes toyota tundra gonna pull that fucker out like a tooth.

[seaweed-station]

Me and the boys misunderstood the arcane nature of the stone and now the Toyota is king of England

[no-terfs-no-swerfs-no-fascists]

We have no choice but to stan a queen 💪❤️👑

[themainspoon]

Trying to escape military service like: "Poison Seller, I require your weakest poisons."

[dumbtrannybitch]

it's actually so amazing she helped save the lives of the honorable men who did not wish to fight, while killing the most vile men, that is so fucking based

[threefoothobbit]

I would give my left tit to hear Jays cat voice (the silly voice he uses to talk to his cats.)

[azspot]

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