Ultimately Harmless

The things I enjoy and secretly a fetish blog. Not for everyone.

[todayintokyo]

Volleyball player Yuji Nishida accidentally hit a line judge. This is how he apologized.

[rakkzi]

[artbyblastweave]

The old world is dying. The new world had that thing happen where the umbilical cord gets caught around the neck as it's coming out, yuuuurk, no new world either. So it's basically just gonna be monsters forever

[artbyblastweave]

And for the last time, you can't fuck the monsters. They aren't the kind of monsters you can fuck

[toastedicarus]

Had it with all this bullshit grimdark worldbuilding just for the sake of edginess with nothing to actually say. I'm going to fuck the monsters.

[artbyblastweave]

Listen, buddy, I get it when it's monstrosity-as-a-marker-of-marginalization or it's a, a commentary on arbitrary constructions of beauty standards or whatever. That's one type of monster, that's fine. Very fuckable type of monster. But we're talking about, like, the metaphysical worldly manifestations of imperialist warmongering and rapacious depletion of the environment and systemic racism and shit like that. And I mean it's obviously not conceptually impossible to eroticize all that, you see people doing it, but it's fraught, right? It's fraught. Thin Ice. And if you're gonna go there you can't be flippant about what you're doing, man. This shit affects people's lives in real, non-metaphorical ways. When I was at CVS I just saw three or four anthromorphic personifications of the concept of medical debt pulling a little old lady apart like a wishbone

[moringmark]

[runcibility]

I liked this post, scrolled for like another minute before I went “SHIT FUCK SHIT” and scrolled back to reblog it

[quadriviummuse]

I always reblog this one when I see it on my dash. When someone posts their own art, writing, or music here they are really hoping you will share it.

[fuckyeahchinesefashion]

Chinese dancer performs bellydance(Raqs Sharqi) in his oc assassin style (cr 舞贝勒）

[airplaner]

The Great Male Renunciation- when the fops turned into dandies

[trans-ralsei]

[trans-ralsei]

[caughtthedarkness93]

I love my job, but reblogging employment jelly for someone else I love.

[biomic]

CHOUDENSHI BIOMAN (1984) Episode 1 - The Mysterious Giant Robo Arrives, dir. Hori Nagafumi NINJA SENTAI KAKURANGER (1994) Episode 20 - The Flowery Kunoichi Gang!!, dir. Ogasawara Takeshi MAHOU SENTAI MAGIRANGER (2005) Stage 9 - Flames of Friendship Fusion, dir. Nakazawa Shojiro TENSOU SENTAI GOSEIGER (2010) Epic 2 - Fantastic Goseiger, dir. Takaishi Nagao UCHU SENTAI KYURANGER (2017) Space.22 - The Legendary Savior's True Self, dir. Kato Hiroyuki KISHIRYU SENTAI RYUSOULGER (2019) Episode 12 - The Burning Mirage, dir. Kato Hiroyuki KAMEN RIDER SABER (2020) Chapter 21 - Shine Splendidly, in Full Colors., dir. Sugihara Teruaki KAMEN RIDER GOTCHARD (2023) Episode 21 - Mad Warrior! The Black Flame, Valvarad, dir. Sugihara Teruaki BAKUAGE SENTAI BOONBOOMGER (2024) Bakuage 9 - The Delivery Gang's Wheels, dir. Nakazawa Shojiro NO.1 SENTAI GOZYUGER (2025) Episode 8 - Angel or Devil, the Ring Hunter, dir. Kato Hiroyuki Michiko Makino (Bioman) Interview - The Tokusatsu Network (x)

[gloopdimension]

me re-scrolling thru older convos w/ my friends becuase i remember how much i enjoyed talking to them about the subject

[psuedofolio]

"Attack underway."

[strictlyfavorites]

[arinthehunter]

[queen-mihai]

Humans are freaking amazing

[artemis-dawn8]

As someone who follows the official Redbull YouTube channel, this is truly so redbull of them.

[derinthescarletpescatarian]

What is it with bmx people finding the least safe things in the world to do

[its-emimi]

[durnesque-esque]

why is long furby so wise?

[thestuffedalligator]

In the snail-shell centre of the labyrinth, the Minotaur made his prayer.

“I can’t,” said Echidna. “I’m sorry, but I can’t. I can’t give you any protection.”

The Minotaur said nothing. Lacking anything else, he had snapped his own horn as an offering. Blood dribbled down his face and blinded him in one eye.

“I have nothing to give you,” said Echidna. “I have nothing, do you understand me? Nothing.”

Unshaking hands held up the horn. Offer. Offer.

“Stop that,” said Echidna. “You aren’t my child. I don’t owe you anything.”

Offer. Offer.

A ragged sigh cut through the gloom. Slender hands took the horn.

There was a. Sound. The horn had turned into a long strip of rag, which Echidna held up to the Minotaur’s mouth.

“Spit,” she said.

The Minotaur obeyed. She wiped the drying blood from the fur around his eye, and then wrapped the rag around his bleeding stump of horn.

“You are mine,” she said. “You are doomed. You will die and I will remember you as mine for centuries of heartache. I will remember you as I remember my Chimera’s laughter, my Hydra’s temper, and wiping tears from the eyes of my Cerberus.”

Gleaming eyes looked into his. “You’ve given me a terrible burden,” she said. “And so help me, I will carry it forever.”

The Minotaur closed his eyes and sagged with relief.

[fuckyeahchinesefashion]

OP: My dad insisted on betting me 20 yuan he could do a handstand... with both hands.

[mias-back-from-the-dead]

i cannot emphasize enough how 20 yuan is less than 3 US dollars

[naamahdarling]

Please note at the end where the sandal has landed.

[iamwizzzzz]

[lame-kid-on-couch]

ARTIST NAME: KENICHI NAKAYA

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And here is their personal website.

[loquaciousjango]

[hjbender]

The Four Discoursemen

[rathayibacter]

ttrpg where the amount of overkill damage your last pc took as they died is the starting xp you get with your next character. the best way to accelerate advancement is to get in way over your head and be torn to shreds

[rathayibacter]

pair this with frequently-exploding dice for a game where sometimes you get overkilled out of nowhere and sometimes you go up against a threat way out of your league and bring it down anyway

[rathayibacter]

no more playing characters like stolen cars, play them like crash test dummies

[brakken]

The first thing she did was cut her hair...