"Don't worry, she's one of the guys."

She/It, 22. Yeah, I don't fucking know either. Nothing makes sense here. Also, if you need help with a writing project or idea, my asks are open. Or if you just wanna fuck around. Give me random bullshit. It nourishes me. Like a burger. Mmmmmmm, burger.......... what was I talking about?

[rosegoldangelwings]

So there was massive fucking spider crawling on my bed just now. I sprayed it with bug spray and it fucked off somewhere. I literally took apart my bedding and I could not find it.

Logically I know it'll be dead eventually because that's how bug spray works but I don't know where it is so my anxiety is filling in the blanks and I want to move to the moon.

So anyway my night is ruined how's yours going

[analog-delight]

Queerest thing you can do as a cis person is shut the fuck up

[analog-delight]

Queerest thing you can do as a TME person is shut the fuck up

[sforzzz]

copper ii sulfate has no reason to be this blue. this shade of blue looks like it should only be a digital invention

[chongoblog]

[frodo-of-the-nine-fingers]

you can just feel the self-congratulatory glee of whoever named this paint this color, like they truly thought they were so funny and i think you're so funny paint color naming man good job paint man

[the-real-seebs]

never use this color on a wall you're going to be living with for a while, it looks okay at first but holy shit man

[boomcomplains]

Okay, but don't leave this in the tags, man.

[dailydefunctmangamagazine]

Monthly Magazine Z (月刊マガジンZ) / Kōdansha (講談社) / Jun 2005 issue

[necrosonatica]

So like, does anyone know what happened to maimonideznuts ?

[mr-alex-unofficially]

Let's see if I can show y'all the image that got maimonideznuts taken down

[maimonideznuts-temporary]

To be fair, it's a really funny picture, it's just a foot on a sparkly pink shag carpet. But it really does look like a vulva.

If Mr Alex gets terminated, it's not my fault.

[maimonideznuts-temporary]

Mr Alex confirmed that for him the image was also flagged as explicit content, but he had no issues getting the label overturned. Because it's obviously a foot on some pink carpet.

Which leaves me to believe that my termination was entirely Antisemitic in nature, because the main difference between us is the my blog (profile image, content bio, etc) showed me as Jewish and his doesn't. Because my review and termination literally happened in the same minute.

So @staff I would very much like my blog "Maimonideznuts" back, because this is clearly biased and bigoted.

[necrosonatica]

So like, does anyone know what happened to maimonideznuts ?

[maimonideznuts-temporary]

I have a dispute lodged with Tumblr rn.

Gather round and I will tell you my tale...

I posted a screenshot of a YouTube short from a podiatrist talking about toe hair... But the foot was on a sparkly pink shag carpet, which managed to make the toe gap look like a pussy, which to be fair is why I posted it, I thought it was really funny. Tumblr didn't share my sense of humour, it was flagged as explicit content and I appealed it because it was very much not a pussy and they nuked my whole account on appeal.

[fanonical]

i love how we've all decided chell uses sign language. making it canon with the collective power of 'hey wouldn't that be cool'

[adastrabbit]

now now i know we hate pjackk but if were getting serious here it WAS a character sideblog run by a transfem & i genuinely have to assume thats why pjackk was banned in the first place. i hope we all know this is another case of staff nuking a popular transfem blogger & not just like "lol pjackk got killed because he sucks"

[arinthehunter]

Um. Who is Pjackk?

[adastrabbit]

now now i know we hate pjackk but if were getting serious here it WAS a character sideblog run by a transfem & i genuinely have to assume thats why pjackk was banned in the first place. i hope we all know this is another case of staff nuking a popular transfem blogger & not just like "lol pjackk got killed because he sucks"

[krono-knight]

ryland "not an astronaut" grace manages to make first contact with aliens three separate times. iconic tbh

[manuciruja]

awww the like button turns into a rainbow when you press it! that's so cute...hey staff what's with all the trans women you keep nuking?

[manuciruja]

i think we should be ridiculing them more for this. you don't get to try and go all "queer website" when your staff likes to go on nuking sprees targeting the trans fem users

[smadsel]

would be remiss not to mention that the rainbow notably straight up just removed the trans flag colors from it. like they’re gone. it’s the progress flag minus the trans flag colors.

[smadsel]

that’s not the whole flag, now is it

[manuciruja]

hey staff what the fuck

[villainessbian]

hey staff don't you think you're being too on-the-nose

[shrodingers-catgirl]

HEY STAFF DONT YOU THINK YOU'RE BEING TOO ON-THE-NOSE

[netherator]

not to be a bitch but this version of the flag is old as fuck

also the entire point of the progress flag is that corperations can't use it. tumblr would need to buy a licence to put the trans color on there if they didn't want to make a barcode flag.

[netherator]

oh look they added a trans and nonbinary flag flag. guess it wasn't so hard after all

[cheaphalloweencostume]

“be gay do crime! but sex is yucky and crime is wrong!” ass website

[cheaphalloweencostume]

literally 😭😭😭

[what-even-is-thiss]

I refer to the protagonist of fallout 4 as NateNora because both the man and woman versions of the character are essentially the same person.

Because they gave this game a voiced protagonist, Bethesda has invited me to analyze the sole survivor NateNora as a person and my analysis says that because it doesn’t really matter much which spouse you choose to literally fridge that they’re one of those couples who have been together since high school and as a result are basically two halves of the same braincell.

Same sense of humor, same homicidal tendencies, same compulsion to collect random magazines.

[what-even-is-thiss]

If you knew Nate and Nora before the apocalypse you probably couldn’t invite one without inviting the other and both of them probably kept the exact same pictures of baby Shaun in their wallets. Not exactly the same person per se, but they’ve been together for so long that if you remove one of them the other basically doesn’t know who they are.

Which is my theory as to why one of the possible first thoughts they have upon being unfrozen to a dead spouse is violence. You killed their other braincell, Kellogg. That was all of their impulse control and you’re about to pay the price for that. They actually have to develop a personality now and it’s all your fault.

[battle-for-dyke-island]

doctors love saying “it’s just your anxiety” to mean “I don’t have to treat you” as if anxiety doesn’t need to be treated

idk if your anxiety is so bad you have tics or repeated vomiting or horrible migraines or trouble breathing or seizures or fainting spells or temporary paralysis or or or IT SOUNDS LIKE YOU SHOULD TREAT THAT FUCKING ANXIETY!!! (and if you start treating anxiety and the symptoms don’t go away it might be that the anxiety is caused by the symptoms and not the other way around. and you should treat the underlying cause)

even IF it is “just anxiety” it still needs to be treated

[recoveredcombatsister]

yk its really cool how if youre openly transfem online you have to lock your shit down otherwise people will come out of the woodwork to ywnbaw you on your profile or in your comments or asks or whatever

[nanadouken]

Vampire date

[nanadouken]

I am genuinely in awe at how many notes this got, thank you so much everyone, especially those that left a nice comment. I'm really thankful that there are so many people that like my stupid little drawings 🥹