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one of the tweets of all time to me

i understand all that shit about honor and knighthood and solemn vows but “kingslayer” is simply a bad insult. it sounds cool as fuck. might as well call him the landlord annihilator or the billionaire’s bane.

b1rd1e

not even kidding be SO earnest. Be so honest and forthcoming about your life, your feelings in the pursuit of connection with others, and know being as earnest as possible in your experience is what quells loneliness in those who feel the same way as you do. Is what helps us feel seen. And builds community and resolve within the fact it doesn't have to feel so lonely and insurmountable. we need community and connection. You really are not as alone as you think, we're all scared. we need to hold each others hands

porcelain-dollbones

snakes really make you appreciate how gross mammals really are. squamates are very dry and clean

porcelain-dollbones

a bird is a kind of reptile that has learned to be yucky.

gremlininho

looking. at you

sandmandaddy69

randomitemdrop

Item: some sort of large rideable Jinsect (Jeans Insect)

lord-hotcakes

I had a nightmare last night that KH3 was finally released and it only had a Flintstones world.

nut-busting-champion

the gangs all here

austinado

BAHNEY! MY KEYBLADES!!!

viralfrog

pokkin

I am actually sick of the bug mush

pokkin

this house is a prison

pseudomantis

is-the-owl-video-cute-deactivat

a squirrel or perhaps a cardinal posted this

phaeton-flier

How about you mind your own damn business

rainphee

this is the only time google's stupid ai has ever made my life better in any capacity

rottencore

This post keeps making me cry laughingg

shamebats

The (European) sun is a deadly laser, stay safe everyone

unfuckablebogtroll

☝️🤓 it’s because the further you move toward the earth’s poles, the lower the angle of the sun is at the hottest parts of the day, meaning the radiation hits your whole body, causing it to feel 10-20 degrees warmer than the thermometer reading will tell you. People from tropical climes, aka close to the equator, are used to the sun’s radiation hitting a much smaller target- their head and shoulders.

Also the further you move toward the poles the more pronounced the difference between the length of day and night is. Worst part of a far-north (or south) heatwave is it doesn’t get dark long enough for meaningful cooling.

It’s not the heat. It very literally is the sun.

elliespectacular

"you wouldn't want that in real life" yeah i know it's called playing pretend, try to keep up

ahsoka-in-a-hood

*walks up to a group children playing raptor* you wouldn't want to be chased by raptors in real life, i say smugly with my vast knowledge as an Adult.