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Maybe metalheads always seem so nice because they’ve found a constructive outlet for their frustration.

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As a metalhead/ metal vocalist I can indeed confirm that this is the case

puchikk-o

Me: I've been reading fanfiction for hours. Time to stop and sleep.

Story: The..

Me: Well shit, already started it. Might as well finish it.

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Well would you look at that it me

#i feel called out #me #fanfiction #stories #i cant count how many times ive done this #anime

catchymemes

normalshrimp

me eating a pringles

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I feel called out by this

lockscreeninsp

DnD alignments lockscreens! Like/reblog if you save

luvnaught

I want a t-shirt of each

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Thanks to a tip from @canadianwheetpirates, I did some research and found a link to the store that sells these designs on shirts. Go to https://shirt.woot.com

and search specifically for “Wingfeather”, the artist who originally created these. They have a lot of great designs!

Go get one today.

fuck-customers

Did you ever hear the tragedy of Darth Manager the Unwise? He has such an ignorance of managing, that he could even keep the ones he cared about from working or getting in trouble. The only thing he feared was losing his power, which eventually, of course, he did. You see, he bragged about it to his friend in earshot of a hard worker, and the hard worker told Darth Manager's boss. Ironic. He could keep others from being punished, but not himself. (based on a true story)

xyzismywaifu

oooweeeooo

I don’t know why you need a robot to play beer pong for you, but here it is.

xyzismywaifu

Playing beer pong involves two activities, sinking balls and drinking beer. The Designated Sinker Robot allows you to be the Designated Drinker.

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theoptimisttobi

NOOOOOOO

lord-nex

This pisses me off for reasons that can science will never comprehend

thatsthat24

The Burden of 100% Completion 🎮 (Was almost done with this one when I realized @prozd did something similar, so this is my love letter to him cause he’s one of my favorite creators and inspirations. PLEASE check his stuff out, he’s amazing and hilarious!!)

lord-nex

Accurate

fuck-customers

An actual, literal dumpster fire

I work at a salad themed franchise that is not very popularly known (at the moment, it’s definitely going to get there our sales have doubled every year so far) that is open until 9pm. You would not believe how busy we have been getting late at night. Why do people want salad so late??? We get customers Daily who come in less than five minutes before we close and even after close to get their salad (and don’t even get it to go!)

So today, 5 minutes before closing, a customer comes in, goes through the line and pays, and then asks us if we knew our dumpster was on fire. My shift lead kinda laughed at first bc she thought he was joking, especially since there was absolutely no urgency in telling us this. She eventually decided it was worth checking, and lo and behold our dumpster was actually on fire.

It’s important to note that our dumpster appears to actually be contained in the building, since our store and the store we share the dumpster with are connected by the wall that hides the dumpster from the parking lot. There isn’t a ceiling in the dumpster “room” (thankfully), but both our stores are only separated from it by the wall, so when my shift lead saw it she naturally came running right back and evacuated everyone from the building.

The fire was spreading on the floor since there was a bit of oil leaking out of it, but the fire department put it out before it did any structural damage. It’s a good thing too, and I didn’t know this before a firefighter pointed it out, because both stores main gas lines are in the dumpster room, so there could have been a much bigger problem if we hadn’t found out when we did.

So while both stores’ entire staff are outside, next to an active fire truck, and at this point it is well past close, a woman comes up to my store and tries the door. My shift lead was smart enough to lock it behind us when we evacuated since people are stupid, so upon finding it locked the woman walks over to us and asks us if the store is open.