"As long as you're my partner in time."

hello travelers, stay awhile and listen! my name is tyler and i'm 24 years of age! married to the most wonderful woman alive soon-to-be dad (I'm excited!) identity and access analyst harry potter. doctor who teen wolf. pretty little liars legend of zelda. supernatural music.films.gaming texting.food.boredom time lord. hylian hero pokemon master. hero of light greatest wizard in the entire known universe. ask me questions. click here. :3 submit anything appropriate here.

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(photo via wickensworth)

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i have a bunch of high school musical party supplies who wants to party with me

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we’re all in this together

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3 years later…

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Jupiter’s moon, Callisto.

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is no one going to explain what all the lights are

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they’re impact craters! callisto is one of the most heavily cratered object in the solar system, and as far as my very basic research has just gone, the light parts are essentially iced over impact craters

so, essentially, we’re looking at something with a very frosty/icy surface. they’re bright because they reflect the sun!

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me @ my gf (who is a cheese): do i have ur parmesan to kiss you lol

my gf (who is a cheese): i hate you. i would leave u if i could but im just a cheese and i do not have legs

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tag urself i’m ewan in 2015

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“hey could i borro-”

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I relate to the phrase “chillin like a villain” because it shows that I’m calm but also ready to sin

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‘’Some hearts understand each other, even in silence.’’ (old version)

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always the tone of surprise.

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This robot can write political speeches almost as well as humans

That paragraph above was written by a robot. Valentin Kassarnig of the University of Massachusetts Amherst created an algorithm that takes in thousands of real political speeches on one end and pumps out computer-generated speeches on the other. The algorithm may not replace speech writers anytime soon — but it may frighten some other, similar professionals.

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literally me in a relationship

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