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Monster Factory + the McElroy brothers attempt to find human likenesses for their creations

losing my whole fucking mind over this

Generations before ourselves, and the generations to come after us, will all share the experience of opening a dense block of historical fiction and then being absolutely KNOCKED TO THE FLOOR by Stephen Maturin

despazito

horse people is this true

#im not a horse person but my mom is #and i have ridden the Large And Well Loved Beast before #and i think this is true #mom thinks geldings are boring #and shes been Kicked by her mare before because mom was cleaning her feather #not nudged. Kicked by a hoof the size of a human face #geldings are sweet and dumb and you have to physically fight a mare for dominance

femmenietzsche

I have a very dim view of the efficacy of riots, but if they do pass legislation eliminating (or greatly reducing) qualified immunity, I will considerably change my opinion

femmenietzsche

I now endorse indiscriminate violence against the bourgeoisie as revolutionary praxis

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atla is the best show in the world because they let uncle iroh open his tea shop while his nephew the prince of fire nation is procrastinating on becoming a good person so he has no other option but to be a waiter while hes stalling on doing good i hope the writers knew when they wrote this how fucking funny that concept truly is

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i think hannibal wouldve been funnier if he didnt eat people but will still thought he did

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hannibal: wøuld yøu like søme wæter

will: hes planning something. i know it

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ive never watched hannibal

sovietnam

tifffanarchy

mood

astraldemise

thinking about skyrim demastered argonian

handsome

artistic muse

tuesday morning

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I’m so fucking sorry

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Kingdom Hearts III looks good

shingojira

Why is op better than the actual Mickey replacement

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darlingsterns

i’m watching an art theft documentary and they’re interviewing this art history professor from new york who was asked to go with the fbi to authenticate a rubens that had been stolen but it was a sting operation so they had to pretend like they weren’t the fbi, that they were some private buyer about to pay $3.5 million for it, and the fbi was like “this is a VERY delicate operation because you never know how they will react to what you have to say so let the agent do all of the talking, don’t say a word to anyone just nod if it’s the rubens, the last operation we did the guy in your position got shot because things went wrong in a second” and then it cuts to the professor’s interview and he says “i wasn’t going to fly down to miami to be a part of an undercover fbi sting operation to handle what could be rubens’s aurora and just NOT say anything. i was gonna have to ad lib a little” and then he tells the interviewer that when he & the fbi agent got to the hotel while he was examining the painting he started lecturing the other people, first on how badly they had wrapped it, and then about like how it had been painted, the history of it, what the subject was and what she was doing, etc etc, and he was like “i hadn’t taught a class on rubens in 15 years, so for me it was like being back in the classroom except my students couldn’t leave”

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at one point during the deal the professor turned to the woman selling it and he said “isn’t this just the most beautiful rubens you’ve ever seen outside of a museum?” (because the fbi had told him earlier that this piece had been stolen from a museum) and THEN he said “where on earth did you get it from?” and the group of people the woman had with her was like taxidermy-fox.png but the woman was like “inheritance” can you IMAGINE the fbi agent about to have a fucking aneurysm when this random guy you’ve brought in just to nod if it’s the right painting not only starts giving an impromptu lecture but then he asks how they got it