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Kiana Khansmith
Xuebing Du

titsay
Jules of Nature
he wasn't even looking at me and he found me

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cherry valley forever

祝日 / Permanent Vacation
"I'm Dorothy Gale from Kansas"
occasionally subtle

#extradirty
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Janaina Medeiros
will byers stan first human second
Alisa U Zemlji Chuda

Love Begins
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hello vonnie
Peter Solarz
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@lordalastar
you can call me alex or sage he/him
fic writer and person on the internet
ao3 link | about/byf | book club | personal blog | masterlists
I need non-lesbian authors to STOP writing sapphic books like this!!
[image description copied from alt text: text from a book. Highlighted: "Her vagina opening like it was gulping, latching on like a clingfish." A sad face and exclamation points are doodled over the text.]
[image description copied from alt text: text from a book reading, "Heloise's hand is on the back of her head, pushing her, and her face is against warmth and fungus and soaking and heat and slime and sticky and clam and buttered tortellini and slug trail and meat and ylang ylang and pulse and wet and squashed jasmine flowers, and she is licking and sucking." Many adjectives are highlighted and "noooo!" with a frowny face are doodled at the bottom.]
(the book is worry doll by laura mcpherson-brown and it's going directly onto my list of "lesbian books for straight people." also it's just not a very good book lol)
this cannot be real
I am so tired of short-attention-span, trim-the-fat culture. All writing advice these days is for how to write like Chuck Palahniuk. "Cut 'think', cut 'feel', cut 'wonder' - only action, only pushing forward, show and move and move and move." What if I could emulate this style, and still don't want to? What if I want to write like Henry James, with three paragraphs of introspective musings between each dialogue line? The music advice is, "make it shortform, make it Tik-Tok compatible, make it punchy, hit the refrain as soon as possible." What if I want that 10-minute prog rock piece? What if I want that symphony? What if I want it slow and luxurious and lazy? Movies. Series. Poetry. Bodies. Everything is "trimmed trimmed trimmed trimmed, stripped bare, you have three seconds to win me over, make it airport chic." I don't want to win you over, then, I guess. I want the fat left it. I want the pleasure and the indolence and the indulgence. Fuck this art-advice that's always "your art needs Ozempic."
the human body when you use it and exist in it
Happy pride to black trans people in particular I know it can be tough out here with how often the image of what and who counts as always seems to never consider us
stsg thats not angst i love!!!!
hey (with the intention to hear that little gasp when i push inside for the first time)
Grasses in the wind.
People don’t even say w00t anymore.
This sux00rz…
let's all have fun because it's better than not having fun
Would anyone be open to sending in writing requests to me while I'm recovering? I'd really like to work on some short stuff just to stretch my writing muscles. I'm thinking like 500 words or less?
I reblogged some writing prompts as a launching point, but absolutely send in something entirely different if none of them suit what you're looking for!
character options that I really want to do: levi, enjin, zayne, xavier, sylus, caleb, olruggio, qifrey, geto, megumi, itadori, sukuna, and aki (and honestly probably more that I'm forgetting, so honestly just send in a fictional man idc)
scenarios for that grump x sunshine dynamic
a prompt list by @novelbear ᵔᴥᵔ
letting their chatty partner ramble about their day, listening with a small smile
sunshine toppling over them with the biggest hug they could muster and grump just giving them tiny little pats to reciprocate
grumpy going out of their comfort zone to cheer up their sunshine who's having a bad day
^ "look, i made pancakes! i even made a smiley face out of the whipped cream, see?" "oh, that's what it's supposed to be? you're so cute.."
grumpy calling sunshine names (dummy, idiot, chatterbox) knowing they take no offense to them, but the moment someone else does, they snap
"are you always this happy?" "i try to be, but especially when i'm with you."
sunshine knowing when it's okay to push but never crosses a line when it comes to grumpy's boundaries
sunshine comforting the grump when they're a little more quiet and snappy than usual, leaving grump a flustered mess because they're used to people actually listening when they tell them to leave them alone
"i'm not leaving you like this, i care about you."
sunshine taking grumpy on more active dates than they're used to (like ice skating for example)
[while cloudgazing] "i see a duckling!" "literally how."
sunshine making lunch for grumpy in the cutest way possible (little notes, heart-shaped sandwiches, always adding their fave snack)
getting into arguments about how nice sunshine can be and where it gets out of hand
^ "i was just trying to be nice!" "they were clearly taking advantage of that!" "since when do you care so much?" "i'm trying to look out for you!"
grumpy letting sunshine play with/do their hair
when laundry piles up and grumpy has no choice but to borrow one of sunshine's colorful little sweaters
^ and of course, sunshine coos and smothers them all day over it
"i love you." "i know." "say it back!"
"i don't kiss and tell" - some forced proximity prompts
a prompt list by novelbear 🐾
✧ "haha funny, open it." "you wanna try?!"
✧ trying to leave and a doorknob just completely comes off
✧ there's two beds but there's a spider on one side of the room and neither of them want to go near it so one bed it is
✧ "you'd rather sit on the cold wooden floor than up here with me? for real?"
✧ one of them left the keys in the car so now they have to wait for someone to come get them in the middle of nowhere
✧ even better: having to be stuck together on a road trip and the damn car breaks down completely
✧ "we're playing the quiet game. shut up." "the quiet game.." "yes, now we both lost. thanks."
✧ "you're claustrophobic?" "yes." "damn okay. um. look it's going to be okay, alright? just...breathe."
✧ one sees a mouse and jumps into the other's arms as an instinct
✧ them being stuck together is one's last straw and they start crying, leaving the second confused and conflicted.
✧ "no way, i thought i was the only one that did that!" "welp i guess i just have to stop then, you ruin everything."
✧ it being cold so they either have to come together for warmth or one gives up their jacket/hoodie for the other.
✧ friends purposely locking or setting them up to be in the same room together
✧ "don't sleep on the floor, come on now." "well where else am i supposed to sleep?" "there's enough space for the both of us..."
✧ "you know you talk in your sleep, right?" "shut the hell up."
Would anyone be open to sending in writing requests to me while I'm recovering? I'd really like to work on some short stuff just to stretch my writing muscles. I'm thinking like 500 words or less?
Sylus absolutely loves watching you eat.
Not in for the reason most would immediately think, but because you have a habit of dancing when you enjoy it.
The first time he noticed, the two of you were at a newer restaurant and, under the din of conversation, he could hear a radio playing. He chalked it up to you subconsciously hearing the beat.
The second time was when the two of you stopped for homemade gelato, but again, there was music. A lively little band playing at the bar next door's back patio.
With a shrug, and a grin, you were too cute when it happened, it fell to the back of his mind.
Sylus finally caught on when the next time he saw it, his chef had made you one of your favorite comfort meals. There was no music, nothing that could even be mistaken as any type of beat, and yet you wiggled back and forth on the stool as it was placed in front of you.
Added some arm motions after taking a bite.
He had laughed, the light kind that pulls your attention instantly. You had asked him what was funny, and he just said, "You."
You cocked your head, confused, and he shook his, feeding you a line about getting the fanciest grilled cheese in all of the N109 Zone and Linkon.
It quickly turned into a private game, one he enjoyed greatly for two reasons. The first was that he was able to spend time with you, which made anything palatable. The second was the excuse to dress you up and take you out.
Now, not everything the two of you ate was high end - Micheline star rated. Sometimes he would indulge your whims on to go to some place a co-worker had mentioned off handed that you wanted to try.
What he realized quickly, however, was that whatever version of the dance escaped you was a fairly accurate indicator of the food.
You nearly always had a little shimmy when the plate was set before you, especially if it was visually appealing.
From there, after the first bite, it would range. If it was alright, you bounced your head. If it was good, a shoulder shimmy would make it's way out. The next level was a full body shake that he could only describe as a mini twist, but on a minute scale. As if a puppy was wagging it's tail.
But he knew it was delicious when your hands joined the fray. Sometimes the pumped the air right in front of you. Sometimes it was a little wider, out to the sides, while your whole body bounced back and forth.
If that dance slipped out, he would mark down the restaurant as one to return to later.
You had caught him once, staring, waiting for you to take your first bite. Sylus had been doing that for a while, leaning forward, fork in hand, but nothing moved to his mouth until after you had fully taken yours.
You had teased him - asking if he was using you to test for poison, and he had snorted and shook his head, taking a bite to subtly encourage you to eat what was in front of you.
Sylus wasn't even sure you consciously realized you were doing it or if it was because you were comfortable with him you didn't care that you did.
Either way, it was one of the many small things about you he kept tucked away close to his heart. There were many things about you to love - but your little happy food dance was one of his absolute favorites.
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number theory* diagram
these relationships are always increasing numbers as well. so obviously we need six eleven to mean somethimg
imagine if that's the date it finally happens
Glorious