A Frog Blog

I love frogs, but due to a severe lack of frog content, I also post memes and some nice artwork. Support your local frogs, y'all.

[pukicho]

I hope everyone is having a fucking day

[pukicho]

[tredlocity]

[raptorific]

discord server for silent video game protagonists

[raptorific]

chell, doomguy, link, samus, and master chief are all in the server and not one of them has ever sent a message in it. they all consider the others to be their closest friends

[raptorific]

there’s a channel where Red sends pictures of all of his pokemon and they all get a Thumbs Up emoji react from everyone else

[catchymemes]

[faggottt]

[ygosideblog]

who keeps giving her these things

[frommetrunui]

[super-saiyan-rose]

she ends up condemned too D:

[princesspornstar-deactivated201]

damn bitch get it together

[estrogenpatchnotes]

[megadethzenbu-deactivated202011]

She’s a Darklord now too

[ashestoashesjc]

[spdy4]

This what my phone translates the last card to

[ygosideblog]

hey guys guess what

her old friends joined her

[rayj4ck]

Girls night.

[8bitnatsuki-deactivated20200525]

A magical girl that grows up and becomes a biker lady that often gets into fist fights, one day during a fairly brutal bar fight she accidentally summons the weapon once wielded in her youth.

[valtsv]

i hope this email never finds you

[square-enix]

i hope this email finds you a broken husk of a man

[folksywindow]

Concept: Visually impaired spells. 

For example, colorblind mages cast fireballs with colors only they can see – if they see only yellow and white, then everybody else sees yellow and white fireballs too.

Far sighted mages have blurry fireballs up-close, and blind mages have semi-invisible fireballs.

[reachsquared]

oh i like the concept of a near sighted mage having normal looking fireballs but when their glasses are knocked off during the heat of battle their fireballs become blurry

[probablyweirdrpgideas]

evil: hey yo whats that fuzzy red orb

*explosion*

[imaloser90skid]

Or a mage who has night blindness, astigmatism, or is photosensitive. The fireballs would look like small supernovas.

[were-writes]

Will humanity ever be free of the influence of Edna Mode? Can any of us so much as consider the character design for a hero or villain without her manifesting in the room, fully aware of our sins?

[were-writes]

You know what, another layer of difficulty is when you’re thinking about villains, and the wise words of Megamind come into your head. You don’t just want your child to be just a regular villain. But how do you make your villain a Supervillain with no cape? Where is the drama? But Edna says no capes, you must deny them the flair. It is impossible to please them both, and it’s tearing this family apart.

[sci-the-superb]

you. you get it.

(tags via @jeremiahsmysteriosotouch)

[deadblogdontlook]

Counteroffer: Big dramatic cloak to protect your identity that you drop on the floor before every fight

[krshush]

#there are two wolves inside you #one is edna mode #the other is megamind  (@remnantofahero) 

[silver-tongues-blog]

I can’t believe the compromise is Obi-Wan Kenobi

[dlm4]

@blackkatmagic

[alicat54c]

Only a sith deals in absolutes.

[dailyfrogs]

hi this is my favorite tiktok

[toastbutteregg]

saw this on my facebook feed and thought it was funny

[teathattast]

phrog

[valtsv]

impractical combat outfits: bad, unsexy

impractical weapons: excellent, EXTREMELY sexy and epic as hell

[valtsv]

leather catsuit: UNSEXY

double-ended scythe with flaming blades carved to look like dragon heads: this FUCKS

[datarep]

Global amphibian richness plotted using density ridges across latitude.

[mens-rights-activia]

Look at all those wealthy frogs in South America and Africa, hoarding so much wealth. Slimy bastards

[megan-renee]

Your vibe is oddly bitter and reeks of insecurity

sounds like someone needs to go in the water

[antioch-actius]

UNMUTE