[multitrackdrifting]

[romanomomano]

I am Count Cidolfus Orlandeau. Your journey ends here.

Honed is the blade that severs the villain’s head.

The hearts of men are black with corruption and must needs be cleansed!

Misfortune hangs heavy on the head once held high.

Such is poor cover for when the heavens fall.

Close your eyes to the dark and drown in its loveless embrace.

The gods will not be watching.

I have been called the God of Thunder. You will now know why.

Upon my holy blade the world lies in balance.

And now the scales will tip!

Voting ended onFeb 14, 2023

[romanomomano]

Shoutouts to me forgetting/not having space for these: Come, show me more! They who dwell aloft have spoken, let their words echo in your empty soul. Ruination is come! Escape is not so easily granted. (Honed is the blade that severs the villain's head.) Endless is the path that leads him from hell. Seven shadows cast, Seven fates foretold, yet at the end of the broken path lies death, and death alone! Hark! The screams of ruin rise above the storm's discord. Shudder not in Her endless cold. The clouds have parted and the skies cleared. It is time I bade you farewell.

[romanomomano]

I CALL OUT TO THE SKIES AND TREMBLE AS THE BRILLIANCE OF A THOUSAND BOLTS BLINDS MINE ENEMIES AND TEARS THEIR FLESH ASUNDER!

[teravidi]

[ryo-maybe]

The average Tumblr user in their 30′s

[ryo-maybe]

Man the average Tumblr users in their 30′s are fucking horny

[pukicho]

I feel like murderers would be more respected in society if they murdered large mutated mega ants and not people. Room for thought for future murderers.

[creatorofthemind]

You laugh, but that’s the plot of hunter x hunter

[pukicho]

Okay I just watched all 144 episodes to see if you were lying and you were not lying

[discoursedrome]

so "incubus" means someone who lies on top of something, and "succubus" means someone who lies underneath something, and the former also turns up in the word "incubate", which means to lie on top of an egg. To ensure closure we could therefore posit an analogous term "succubate", which would be something like this:

he is succubating.

[heavensickness]

Do you ever wanna bond with someone so bad you’re like “damn i wish we were knights on a dangerous quest”

[retroactivebakeries]

[lookbluesoup]

Playing ffxiv as a traditional Keeper of the Moon who worshiped Menphina, goddess of the moons, is great actually bc you find out that the first moon. Which explodes. Was actually a space ship with an angry god trapped inside.

But the second moon? Also a space ship with an angry god trapped inside.

[spookfished]

#menphina ... goddess of spaceships and jail

[literallymechanical]

Oops, All Neutrons is also known as Neutral Quadrium, Nydnonen, and Goth Tritium.

[memewhore]

[vytamins]

triple triad showdown

[plum-soup]

Bus drivers who see you running and open their hole are better public servants than any cop.

[one-venti-neurosis]

their what now?

[confusedbyinterface]

[redchrominance]

their ‘bussy’ you might say

[sugarcoatednightshade]

i might not.

[imsobadatnicknames2]

[bicyclefairyart]

I think I am so funny

[artwheat]

[vytamins]

kobeni + tonberry = tonbeni??

[flagellant]

"I don't like the Jack Harkness test because it means it's okay to fuck Scooby Doo"

yes that's the entire damn point of the Harkness test. The Harkness Test doesn't exist to say you have to fuck Scooby Doo. The Harkness Test exists to say that it is morally/ethically fine for someone to want to fuck Scooby Doo, because Scooby Doo can give informed consent and communicate as such.

the reason you don't like it is because none of you are self-aware enough to realize how incredibly fucking puritan all of you are when it comes to fucking

[sethprotector]

Tumblr being free is humanity's greatest error.

[flagellant]

Then pay me 20$ if you feel so strongly about it

[flagellant]

Tumblr is a free website where I am paid $20