Salutations!

Computer Science nerd, professional failboy, amateur blorbo. Also go by Stan (He/Him)

[forlorngarden]

kind of crazy how they drop this bar like 20 minutes into the game. let me get up let me get uppp

[narcissene]

affirmations:

- it’s fun to be awake & in an upright position

- consciousness is a gift

- i CAN do this anymore

[klapollo]

i think if your kid is precociously good at an adult hobby like cooking or sewing or whatever and you try to monetize it by turning them into a three-year-old influencer you should be locked in a funhouse until you change your mind

[put-a-keep-are-you-foo-dell]

[sacred-portal]

[flipchild]

puppy cut flan 🍮🔪

[flipchild]

incredible puppy cut the flan technique

[flipchild]

badass flan slice performed by small type dogy

[video-game-jams]

Visit Original Link

Monster Hunter Rise - Barbarous Beast - Magnamalo

[girl-debord]

Hoodwinked AMV - Break Stuff

[girl-debord]

Break Stuff Sunday

[girl-debord]

Welcome to Break Stuff Sunday

[bloodclotbitch]

[necromancelena]

I'm going to fix everything in the next three hours everyone wish me luck. if i dont then probably ill dig a hole and lie down in it for a bit in the rain/sun/whatever outside looks like these days

[necromancelena]

the hole isnt even that bad

[proxyspark]

LEGO SET 21306-2: Ringo Starr & the Elf Stones

[girlmostlikely]

[digihowl]

more ppl need to get hooked on this drug called album in order. not enough people on album in order these days

[dogpuppy]

how it feels to say good morning to strangers while on a walk

[yamada-ryo]

Average nonusamerican [tumblr] experience be like:

- poll

1. seemingly obvious answer 35%

2. not obvious answer 12%

4. I'm bald 54%

- reblog

I can't believe you guys. This is taught in every AMERICAN school. It's literally part of the AMERICAN syllabus. You must've been a bad person and slept in class or skiving off when your AMERICAN teacher was going through this. If you didn't know this you are a bad person and should be ashamed of yourself

[yasmin1000000]

- poll What Continent is this?

Africa 12%

I dont knowwwwwwww 75%

im bald 13%

- reblog

its not our freaking fault the US school system is so bad it failed us all so bad you dont even realise how bads it is here we dont know anything its not oiur fault its not my falts its not my fault

[virtualgirladvance]

- post

damn its starting to get a little chilly here

- reblogs

WHAT DO YOU MEAN ITS GETTING COLD?!!? SUMMER JUST STARTED!!!! THE FUCK ARE YOU MARS??

[arsonarena]

reblog if you like to see your own characters tortured

[msfcatlover]

Wait, wait… lemme go get my favorite Jonny Sims quote real quick…

[t4timekeeper]

ACCIDENTALLY LEFT MY MACERATED APPLE SYRUP ON THE STOVE AND IT CARAMELIZED I GUESS?

[t4timekeeper]

it was super thick and dark and golden and bubbly so i took it off the heat. happy accident.

[t4timekeeper]

tastes delicious so good. idk what to do with it though

[t4timekeeper]

thank you for your recommendation! with brief consideration, it has been disregarded.

[krisonthefrontporchwithabeer-de]

"no rapping tonight"

why?

"you rap about the skeletons from undertale everytime, it's embarrassing"

ok

[after one beer]

uh oh y'all i think ive got a virus