Salutations!

Computer Science nerd, professional failboy, amateur blorbo. Also go by Stan (He/Him)

[chocomichhi]

toby's got a favorite color combo i think

[iraffiruse]

[furaffinity]

i’m so fucking pissed off at this picture

[stargh0st-deactivated20131025]

wwhat the fuck….

[tubaplaysmatt]

I FUCKING LOVE THIS

[thebaconsandwichofregret]

oh my god thank you for the second perspective, it honestly makes me feel way less stressed about this image, you have no idea

[smimon]

Here’s the second image again since it somehow disappeared in reblogs

[sansevierias]

[genderfluid-druid]

hurr hurr I'm a human body hurr hurr I'm gonna solve all my problems using mucus

[genderfluid-druid]

"i require more fluids" well what did you do with the fluids I already gave you. hmm? did you make more mucus with them? you made more mucus with them.

[adastrabbit]

everyday heroes

[adastrabbit]

clarification

[hornpoint]

When U Ask The Cashier To Break a Twenty

And

He

Fucksyou....

[hornpoint]

Sort it.

[oddandalarmingsexualfeelings]

they should invent a headache that goes away the second you drink any water at all

[forlorngarden]

kind of crazy how they drop this bar like 20 minutes into the game. let me get up let me get uppp

[narcissene]

affirmations:

- it’s fun to be awake & in an upright position

- consciousness is a gift

- i CAN do this anymore

[klapollo]

i think if your kid is precociously good at an adult hobby like cooking or sewing or whatever and you try to monetize it by turning them into a three-year-old influencer you should be locked in a funhouse until you change your mind

[put-a-keep-are-you-foo-dell]

[sacred-portal]

[flipchild]

puppy cut flan 🍮🔪

[flipchild]

incredible puppy cut the flan technique

[flipchild]

badass flan slice performed by small type dogy

[video-game-jams]

Visit Original Link

Monster Hunter Rise - Barbarous Beast - Magnamalo

[girl-debord]

Hoodwinked AMV - Break Stuff

[girl-debord]

Break Stuff Sunday

[girl-debord]

Welcome to Break Stuff Sunday

[bloodclotbitch]

[necromancelena]

I'm going to fix everything in the next three hours everyone wish me luck. if i dont then probably ill dig a hole and lie down in it for a bit in the rain/sun/whatever outside looks like these days

[necromancelena]

the hole isnt even that bad

[proxyspark]

LEGO SET 21306-2: Ringo Starr & the Elf Stones