sydney

worlds most unorganised collection of thoughts. if youre looking for something more curated, i have a [vast error/hs sideblog] and an [audio drama sideblog]

[i-will-write]

[sleepy-stitches]

its maybe too late in the afternoon for a nap.... but thats never stopped me before

[sleepy-stitches]

i didnt even sleep i just laid there for two hours with a fat animal draped over my head. unsure what effect this had

[sleepy-stitches]

its maybe too late in the afternoon for a nap.... but thats never stopped me before

[wingupingu]

riichi mahjob from a girl with big tiles

[swagophile]

me: yeah i guess its not even a kink thing really, like yeah i want a mommy but moreso i just want the kindness i was never afforded in childhood

mob guy: yeah. i undastand dat. my mudda, god rest her soul, was a complicated woman,

[whineosaur]

There is no greater bond on this earth than when you all despise and carry untold righteous anger about one person and then when you’re all together someone is like “so about that dead horse” and everyone starts sounding like Michael Jackson with the way they’re chanting beat it

[sleepy-stitches]

fuuuuuuuck they are killing me tomorrow im so stupid godddddd

[sleepy-stitches]

I LOVE HAVING THE STUPID DISORDER THAT MAKES ME STUPID!!!!

[jbt7493]

has anyone noticed that sometimes you take incorrect or undesirable actions instead of the correct and desirable ones? what's up with that

[lakevida]

it doesnt make sense that a penis would get bigger if yoiu jerk it off youre literally compressing it. go crumple a can rn and tell me its bigger im not buying this narrative

[pinene]

Okay So .. This is What Casual Misandry Looks Like Everybody

[lakevida]

im trying to go pro if anyone has any tips

[sunbutch]

if you call women “females” i automatically do not trust or like you

[cryptic-crassulaceae]

you really wont like the military then buddy

[sunbutch]

jokes on you, i already hate the military

[sleepy-stitches]

YES I FOUND IT i wasnt sure if i still had a photo somewhere. but many many moons ago i had this image:

printed out and stuck on the ceiling directly above my bed so if i was ever laying down i could see him. and it would remind me to stop fucking around. i kind of miss him. i need this energy again

[sleepy-stitches]

he loves to come sit with me during my lectures. his ass thinks he is enrolled

[jadeharleyinc]

oooooh i got plany of disk space

[sleepy-stitches]

next bus in almost an hour Fuck my stupid saturday life

[tragicburnout]

i feel like there is a sleep in me that needs to be slept but each time i sleep i don't sleep that sleep

[crimeronan]

sometimes i have strong opinions but they're also so inane that halfway through writing a post i'll be like "yeah, this is Absolutely not worth the energy it's taking" and delete everything. but then the opinion is still in my head. and i still want to share it. so within five minutes i go "you know, i bet i can phrase it more succinctly this time" and anyway. you all see where this is going. sometimes i do this four times in a row before i give up on the specific inane opinion and instead write a vague post about the concept of opinions as if that'll satisfy the urge to post the entirety of my inner monologue online. may or may not be relevant to what you're reading right now. and now all our lives have been enriched. you're welcome