Golden Slumbers

 this is a glimpse of my sense of humor, artwork and intimate personal thoughts. curious cat(s) online

[thebootydiaries]

baby: m -m-m-

mom: meet me in the pit? mitochondria is the powerhouse of the cell?? makoto tachibana??? what?!?

baby: mom wtf

[iguanamouth]

when youre pregnant you can only eat tiny miniature versions of foods otherwise the the baby wont be able to fit it in its little mouth im a scientist

[sosuperawesome]

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[dudpendous]

Various Kids’ WB ads.

[womprat-deactivated20170904]

leaked set photo from the last jedi

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THANK YOU FOR DOING THE LORD’S WORK AND LEAKING THIS TO US. 

[screaming-towards-apotheosis]

day 1348 the birds still think I am one of them

[hulking-godless-child-beast]

#no you don’t understand#i went to skellig island years and years ago#long before it was ever in these movies#and the second i saw the island in the force awakens#i thought ‘what did they do to the puffins?’#because friends let me tell you#when i visited this island way back when#the entire fucking thing was covered tip to toe in puffins#nests of puffins in the rocks#puffins shitting from the sky#puffins swimming in the sea#it was a true island of the birds and not a damn person could hope to get a panorama without approximately 10000+ birds photobombing#how did disney edit out all the puffins#who was the puffin intern#important questions that need answers 

I’m stealing @humming-fly ‘s tags because I’m not original

[weloveshortvideos]

When you’re happy without a care in the world and then life interrupts your happiness

[piscesqueeen]

LMFAOOOO

[bloodphoenix]

That death stare gave me chills

[getfawked120-deactivated2023053]

Diana’s genes really just said fuck it and vacated the premises I never seen nothing like this in my life

[hella90s]

STARBUCKS CHINA: “Let’s release a cat paw mug and break the internet. No one will be able to compete with us and make something better.”

THANOS: “Hold my Gauntlet.”

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[toastbutteregg]

[yupthatexists]

Scientists Have Discovered A Mushroom That Eats Plastic, And It Could Clean Our Landfills

It looks like George Carlin is right again, even more than ten years after his death. In his famous “Saving the Planet” standup comedy act, he takes the piss out…

[rewind-on-purpose]

This is actually pretty exciting. They’ve found a way to turn plastic into food.

Mushrooms are such amazing things. Most are decomposers, meaning they break stuff down into its original components. Some break down dead wood, or animals, others can break down toxic waste, and apparently this one can break down plastic. How cool is that?

[flowerinaflame]

[rebel-in-tartan]

Why have I been laughing at this for a solid 5 minutes?

[ourstrangeduet]

me at 14: I cant wait till im in college I have so many plans for life and nothing can stop me :)

Me now: Mm. Me hungey. Me eat macdonal. French frie. Frenchffrie. French frie.

[weloveshortvideos]

[ayellowbirds]

i knew that this must happen often because they are primarily fish-eaters, but somehow this is the first i’ve seen it.

[boredpanda]

Japanese Artist Depicts The Typical Life Of His Pet Hamster, And The Result Is Adorable

[hornyspice]

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