Ruining family dinner

I'm Mel and I'm 20 and I like attention

[the-clown-wars]

[jaidefinichonv2]

[gaxhar]

Imagine doing this in front of a 14th century peasant

[freakazxid]

this is literally the funniest comment this video could have

[taquito]

[catchymemes]

Worlds largest single firework shell

[onlyfangz]

That’s not that bi-hoLY SHIT

[teahshaw]

jeremy bearimy

[relishboi]

[sir-broccoli]

[toritheestallion-deactivated201]

Girls 18, 19, and in their early twenties should be able to venture into and get a grasp on adulthood without grown men taking advantage of their naivety

[toritheestallion-deactivated201]

I just want people to care more about girls. We already barely get any protection from adult men when we’re underage, and that protection just completely disappears once we’re 18.

[gaybaggins]

tbh i never got why so many straight women are into legolas. like, what do you think hes going to do? top you? i have to laugh

[theawesomeadventurer]

do you think J R R Tolkien can read these posts from hell

[witkneec]

Erin, my very gay wife, was obsessed with lotr and Orlando Bloom- specifically Legolas- when she was growing up. She had posters. She had pencils. She had tshirts. If it had his face on it, she owned it. Three weeks ago, I went home to my parent’s for the first time in a minute. My 16 year old sister was writing letters on lined, green, Legolas paper. I thought it was hysterical bc I give Erin so. much. shit. about loving a dude I think looks like the loveliest of ladies so I took a picture of it and sent it with a text making fun of my sister’s dorky love for Mr. Bloom. It took her a few minutes to respond. When she did, she just sent this:

That’s mine, you asshole. The last time your sisters came to visit, I gave them a bunch of art supplies and Anna wanted it so I gave it to her. You tell her I’m proud of her. And that no matter what you say, he is not. a. gateway. to. lesbianism.

That was last month.

Guess whose sister just called to schedule dinner with her gay sister and her wife so they can meet her new girlfriend?

[9r7g5h]

Legolas is 10000% a gateway to lesbianism. I’m the gayest gay to ever gay, and he was my go to “crush” because he was so pretty.

[notagoddamnbird]

when you start disassociating at the party  

[februaryflora-deactivated201811]

my advice to women: scream more, wreak havoc, be ugly and gross, use the sword emojis

my advice to men: develop a sense of shame

[cybercrimer]

two trucks. h[The remainder of this post has been censored for violating tumblr community guidelines.]

[jamesmasinoart]

For my 3D production class I had to create a three shot short that was a remake of an existing movie scene- with muppets. I ran out of time to do the particle water effects, but this is basically Pacific Rim anyway.

[thebibliosphere]

We’re losing our collective shit laughing at this. Holy crap it’s so funny, please turn the sound on.

[adulthoodisokay]

this is amazing

[wtiski]

[sweetsteeths]

person: hey you ok?

me, dissociating: 

[animusrox]

[lightallofyour]

My anxiety, depression and ADHD interacting

[emailclub]

someone keeps airdropping me stuff and then immediately locking their phone so i cant send anything back. i just got this

[hungwy]

Kermit pussy indulgence