You already know who I am.
I have decided to entertain myself with these social medias and open a door for outsiders to communicate with me. I welcome anyone who considers themselves a *real* evil-doer to try reaching out to me. I do not guarantee I will respond, I am a very busy man. I am the most vicious and most powerful villain you will ever meet and it’s in your best interest that I am your ally. Of course, I don’t mind dealing with my foes. I will do so very easily, mind you. I am a master with magic and sorcery. I’m also very handsome but you don’t have to say it, I already know.
I’m 6 feet, an ambitious and very evil villain who does not let ‘morals’ hold me back, I like to be to the point, I am a scorpio and my MBTI is ISTJ-A. I am single, but don’t get any funny ideas. I read this is how you introduce yourself on the internet.
I have these available in case you want to fund me.
cashapp, venmo, paypal, ko-fi, stripe, zelle, alipay, wechat pay, amazon wishlist, discord wishlist, my tiktok shop full of magical trinkets, instagram shop (same) : [he gives a link to all the stuff here]
I particularly enjoy candied fruits, dried fruits, and yogurts. I also order Uber. My favourite meat is lamb.
I will occasionally allow Xerxes to speak.
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