#aladdin meme

[lordmozen]

art by @hydratememozy … fyi mozenrath DOES think jafar is fine shyt tho.

[arjengelly]

[thatoneparrot]

[aye-write]

Tell me it’s not just me?

[listenmyguy]

Me when I see that flights to London are $147 and I’m thinkin bout just riskin it

[rtherpmeme]

ALADDIN ( 2019 ) SENTENCE PROMPTS.

feel free to change pronouns and/or political titles as you see fit!

​❝ Hey look, over there! ❞  ❝ Their boat is so fancy. ❞  ❝ I’d be so happy if ours were that fancy. ❞  ❝ This boat has seen us through many a storm. ❞ ❝ Are the children learning something, dear? ❞ ❝ Maybe if you sing, it’s better if you sing. ❞ ❝ It’s chaotic, but hey, it’s home. ❞ ❝ Your destiny lies in your hands. ❞ ❝ That’s a lovely necklace. ❞ ❝ I think this belongs to me. ❞ ❝ Stop right there, ___. ❞ ❝ Whatever you stole today, I don’t want it! ❞ ❝ Whoa, whoa, hey, I didn’t steal anything! ❞ ❝ Move it, street rat. ❞ ❝ Those children were hungry. ❞ ❝ You keep your little street rat nose out of it. ❞ ❝ Are we in trouble? ❞ ❝ I steal only what I can’t afford -- and that’s everything. ❞ ❝ These guys don’t appreciate I’m broke. ❞ ❝ Gotta eat to live, gotta steal to eat. ❞ ❝ Why are you repeating everything I say? ❞ ❝ Look at me, you can do this. ❞            ❝ Come on, I know somewhere we’ll be safe. ❞ ❝ People need to understand that they will pay for underestimating me! ❞ ❝ The people loved her. ❞ ❝ My mother taught me that song. ❞ ❝ You really are a thief. ❞ ❝ So, why did no one tell me of your beauty? ❞ ❝ But an ally in ____ could improve our situation. ❞ ❝ It has never been done in the 1,000 years of our kingdom. ❞  ❝ You must marry a prince. ❞ ❝ Books cannot give experience. ❞ ❝ It’s better for you to be seen, and not heard. ❞ ❝ Another petty insult from a small minded fool. ❞ ❝ I was not born to just marry some useless prince. ❞ ❝ You’re just getting married, its not like you have to talk to him. ❞ ❝ You’d rather that boy from the market. ❞ ❝ You are unbelievable. ❞ ❝ You cannot break into a palace and walk around like you own the place! ❞ ❝ If you don’t have anything you have to act like you own everything. ❞ ❝ He/she/they were toying with you. ❞ ❝ You actually think he/she/they like you? ❞     ❝ You’re either the most powerful man in the room or you’re nothing. ❞ ❝ How long have you been trapped in here? ❞ ❝ Is it me, or does just everything surprise you? ❞ ❝ You ain’t ever had a friend like me. ❞ ❝ Can your friends do that!? ❞   ❝ Obviously you can’t dance and listen at the same time. ❞ ❝ I can’t bring anybody back from the dead. ❞ ❝ Can you warn me before you do that? ❞ ❝ The last time that happened was like the fourth of Never-ary. ❞ ❝ Who is she? Who’s the girl? ❞ ❝ She is smart, and kind, and so beautiful. ❞ ❝ We’ve gone too far. ❞ ❝ Heard your princess was hot, where is she? ❞ ❝ That’s a curtsy, not a bow, stand up! ❞ ❝ Don’t touch me. ❞ ❝ And what do you hope to buy with this...expensive? ❞ ❝ Are you suggesting I am for sale? ❞ ❝ Just leave her alone, you didn’t do great. ❞ ❝ In ten thousand years, I have never been that embarrassed. ❞ ❝ There are a lot of people, I don’t think I can do this. ❞ ❝ Try being yourself. ❞ ❝ If I can’t impress her, I wonder who can. ❞ ❝ They’re beautiful! She will hate them. ❞ ❝ I noticed you noticing, how pleasant I am. ❞ ❝ Would you like to take an evening stroll? ❞ ❝ Maps are how I see the world. ❞ ❝ I thought a princess could go anywhere. ❞ ❝ I can show you the world. ❞ ❝ Does it matter what I think? ❞ ❝ You’ve seen more in three days than I have in an entire lifetime. ❞ ❝ And you believed him? ❞ ❝ And she believed you? ❞ ❝ I’m not who you think I am. ❞ ❝ He isn’t who he says he is. ❞ ❝ Oh, I’m not who I say I am? Look who’s talking... ❞ ❝ I believe your intentions are deceitful. ❞ ❝ I am loyal to my kingdom, as you should have been. ❞ ❝ People can change. ❞ ❝ You’d rather me be back out on the street? ❞ ❝ People like me don’t get anything except by pretending. ❞ ❝ You’re breaking my heart here, ___, you’re breaking it. ❞ ❝ I won’t be silenced! ❞ ❝ Don’t you underestimate me. ❞ ❝ You seek glory for yourself off the backs of my people! ❞ ❝ Perhaps your friends would like to join you in the dungeon. ❞ ❝ He’s nothing but a lying thief. ❞ ❝ She will never marry you. ❞ ❝ Make it stop! ❞ ❝ You should have left when you had the chance. ❞ ❝ I will create an empire that history will not ignore. ❞ ❝ I can destroy cities. I can destroy kingdoms. And I can destroy you! ❞ ❝ He serves me! ❞ ❝ I wish to be the most powerful being in the universe. ❞  ❝ I’ll lay waste to those fools. ❞ ❝ What have you done to me? ❞ ❝ A genie without their master goes back in their lamp. ❞ ❝ I’m sorry. Especially to you. ❞ ❝ You deserve so much. ❞ ❝ I hope you find what you’re looking for. ❞ ❝ This is your last wish. ❞ ❝ I wish to set you free. ❞ ❝ I want children. ❞ ❝ Sit with me, my child. ❞ ❝ I feared losing you. ❞ ❝ You shall be the next sultan. ❞ ❝ Stop, thief! ❞ ❝ Does that mean I’m in trouble? ❞     ❝ You’re only in trouble because you got caught. ❞    

[aladdinwallpapers]

Aladdin meme

[domesticfanfic]

“They’re gonna GET that BREAD!”

-3 y/o