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thinking about when my brother got chatbanned from overwatch and the email they sent him after he tried to appeal it said “we dont normally bring up the incriminating messages, but in this case we feel its necessary to show you what got you banned” and it was all shit like “ i will kidnap you in the desert and make you forget how to eat”

m3ws-moved-deactivated20240715

love really just is *sharing blankets* *driving together in silence* *this song made me think of you* *i made them for you* *having the most fun just talking* *cold hands warm hearts* *i got home safe* *you said you needed one so i found one for you*

soapstore

something holy inside you wants to get out but you can’t let it

fruitffish-deactivated20250218

The Fall of the Rebel Angels, 1720 by Sebastiano Ricci

fluoresensitivearchived

anyways how sexy would it be to be moderately wealthy i don’t mean like oppressively rich just like. maybe 50k in the account n i could go on trips n have nice things and do more nice things for ppl and ! when i see something cute i can buy it n pay bills n im not like! scrambling for my life; im just chilling in my apartment with my nice furniture, being happy, being Calm

calellon

big fan of anything that shuts my brain off for a little while

totallyfubar

I love saying “of course” instead of “you’re welcome,” like of course I’m helping you that’s what I do, you were foolish to even consider an alternate dimension in which I’m not helping you. you idiot. you absolute buffoon.

jadepalmaftermidnight

I find it awkward and rude, because you’re indicating that you were obliged, rather than of your free good will.

But whatevs,

totallyfubar

hmmm.. suck my dick from the back?

changan-moon

engrave traditional chinese seals

holyisthenameofmyruthlessaxe

“(…) the God-sized hole in me was so big and vacant, voracious and spacious, it was like I was running some kind of desperate toddler’s shape-sorter game, trying to find something that fit to plug into it. I’d stuff anything in there, regardless of whether the shape coincided with the opening.”

— “Transparent Things, God-Sized Hole“ by Dana Roeser

nice-legs-daisy-lukes

Oscar Isaac looked good today. I didn’t see him, but I’m sure he looked good.

dreamsofacommonlanguage

Amy Key, A Bleed of Blue

exeggcute

lol I am in such a stressed-out blind rage today from insurance bullshit that I wrote up a glossary of health insurance terms (things like deductibles, premiums, and copays) because all the free guides online are unnecessarily complicated and the only way you can squeeze a dime out of these bullshit companies is to understand their overly-complicated policies. give em hell

nerdlingwrites

This is a GREAT guide folks - it’s simple, straightforward, and deals well with the overly complicated alphabet soup of medical insurance. Knowing this stuff can prove REALLY helpful, and the examples used are a great resource.

amygdalae

genuinely terrifying how adhd will have you be fully aware of the responsibilities you’re neglecting and yet its like you’re being piloted by a super chill hedonistic demon who can’t hear you/doesnt care