*beep boop beep*

for any smut artist checking if I'm a minor or not, I'm pushing 30, so no worries here

[lestatfag]

STAY SAFE!! [ID: the Gilbert Baker pride flag with the words “Happy pride to all those who are unable to celebrate openly and safely. You are loved and seen!” in all-caps black text over it. /end ID]

[animusrox]

Bee Movie (2007) dir. Simon J. Smith & Steve Hickner X-Men: First Class (2011) dir. Matthew Vaughn

[anundyingfidelity]

me and the logan hoes 😭

[angsty-bisexual-doctor]

I WAS LIKE LOOK THEY CALLED YOU ON ON THE PIZZA TO MY PARTNER BECAUSE I THOUGHT THEY WROTE ENBY ON THE LID BUT THEN I REALIZED IT SAYS ENJOY

[cinematik-deactivated20180629]

new cryptid: tumblr users who have never changed their url

[nativenews]

Pasifika Black Oceania.pdf

“Chapter 2 of this book goes over West Papua”

[greelin]

this is going to have me on my hands and knees dry heaving

[greelin]

what the FUCK man.

[angsty-bisexual-doctor]

[i-am-a-fish]

after 3 months of living like a creature, I have finally cleaned my room.

I even vacuumed.

to all my fellow ADHD friends and allies, we fucking did it. follow your dreams because anything is possible

[kaijuno]

[halfricanloveyou]

that looks like a condom and the fact that everyone in the notes is saying “the orb” proves that no one on this website fucks

[meatmobile]

the fuck kinda bouncy-ball ass condoms are you using

[spiderworries]

the fact that someone thinks that looks like a condom is proof that no one on this website fucks

[spiderworries]

ok y’all it’s LITERALLY taken from the “wizard pondering his orb” image

it’s an orb. 

[spiderworries]

ok not to beat a dead horse but i found the ORIGINAL image and it’s cover art from a lotr themed ttrpg.

so

[0kkvlt]

No it isn't that's from 1993 you fucking poseur, it's from A SPY IN ISENGARD published in 1988 I'm SICK and TIRED of you people getting it WRONG

[witchsfists]

5 reblog additions later and this post is still best summarized by "no one on this website fucks"

[animatedtext]

[spinalfluidexplosiongirl]

mutual 1: I want to turn that man's prostate into silly putty

mutual 2: here's smth i doodled during science class lol

mutual 3: pls remember that you personally can drink milk and still be a lactose intolerance ally!! anyone who tells you otherwise doesn't know their history :]

mutual 4: fucking a robot girl in the ass call that backend programming

mutual 5: holy shit I need him so fucking bad holy shit holyyy shit oh my god

mutual 6: anyone get kind of horny putting the ignition key in the car....it's so intimate....turning him on....

mutual 7: so lets talk about where scrimblo's arc is realistically going- I know a lot of people are trying to argue that he's being manipulated but this ignores the fact that there is clearly unresolved conflict between him and bleebus about their moralities

mutual 8: happy propeller penis thursday

mutual 9: "scrimblo and bleebus need to discuss their morality" god forbid a pathetic boywife does some torture 🙄🙄

mutual 10: WHO IS HYPED FOR THE NEW ALBUM LETS FUCKING GO

mutual 11: guys we're not getting a new album

mutual 12: please stop sending me death threats

mutual 13: why is my whole dash talking about this band I don't even listen to.....

mutual 14: hey boy nice knife wound can i put my tongue in it

mutual 15: i'm going to fall into lake michigan

[greelin]

hey man i get that it’s your thing but you are making people uncomfortable by, and these are your words, “blair witching it” in the corner

[darkwoodthings]

Yep, that happens... Art by Bones https://twitter.com/twentyonepairs

[shalizeh7]

Karlach from Baldur's Gate 3. I'm very happy they added her as a companion, she's amazing :)

[kieropal]

everyone, lets all sit criss cross and take a few moments to appreciate and love gale dekarios' gigantic hands , his BIG hands his LARGE hands those WIDE palms those LONG fingers lets just , sit silently and appreciate them ok

[dekariosclan]

Gale, grasping Tav’s hand in his, speaking passionately as he reads from a sheet of parchment: I swear, with all the Gods above as my witness, to love you for the rest of my life and beyond. My sole purpose is to cherish you so deeply and with such devotion it will make the stars weep. I want to lie with you under the evening sky and make love to you until our cries can be heard from the heavens. I want to find ways to pleasure you so intensely that your nails will permanently mark my skin. I want my hands to be more intimately familiar with your body than your own. I want to taste every last inch of you.

The cleric officiating Gale and Tav’s wedding (in front of Gale’s mother Morena, Tara, the Dekarios extended family, Elminster, Shadowheart, Astarion, Wyll etc., and a smattering of Gale’s Waterdeep colleagues): …thank you, Gale, for those very…descriptive vows. If we may continue with the ceremony, do you hereby take—

Gale: I have eighteen more pages to read