[crazy-brazilian]

[inthefallofasparrow]

[vanta-black-official-deactivate]

I complain about Grindr a lot for someone who 7/10 times can’t wait to respond like this

[woodlandhomo]

Me

[manthropology]

[officialunitedstates]

Why don't you use capital letters?

the kids on tumblr are more receptive to text posts that lack proper capitalization and I am a businessman

[catchymemes]

[saipng]

translation:

the text pointing at the guy says “Our Actor”

the fake security guard, while hitting, keeps saying variations of “Where’s your mask!? Put on your mask! Don’t walk around without your mask!”

the first old guy says “Oh, I’m just going to the store to buy it right now”

Honestly this is the pure definition of chaotic good

[bringhimdown]

[smallrat36wagon-deactivated2021]

she turned his remote vibe on 😳

[gwynbleidd892]

[thecryptkeeper]

every male celebrity stands like this on the red carpet 

[celinedijonmustard-deactivated2]

[catnip-cryptidd]

This post has crossed my dash multiple times and every time I see it theres a different picture of a generic white male celebrity

[the-trans-eggplant]

this post took on a whole new meaning in light of recent events….

[capt-cdanvers]

😂 how is this free????

[i-hate-chick-fil-a]

What to do if your book’s too big: an alignment chart

[daisybees]

This is deadass the funniest fucking thing i’ve ever seen.

[floweryafro-deactivated20181203]

spongebob gets it

[tyrannosaurus-rex]

stephen hillenburg is personally responsible for radicalizing me and I thank him

[twerklina]

[thec0smic-latte]

[lovethi5]

[dreamsequencermusic]

[vani-lla]

黒哥@greater vasa parrot has put a mushroom

[kumagawa]

[king-fatal-deactivated20200203]

All cops are bad is a logical statement. If the laws are wrong and unfair, then all those who enforce them are wrong and unfair.

Now bad legislation isn’t the only reason cops are bad. It’s that they refuse to prosecute each other. It’s that they feel obligated to hide and defend the misdeeds of other cops. Police departments often act more like fucked up fraternities than public servants. Cops protect each other. Not us.

Depending on your data 30-40% of cops have been reported for some kind of domestic abuse.

There is little to no screening when it comes to hiring new cops. They’ll hire people with anger and aggression issues because those are perceived as necessary for a cop. (Can’t have civilians pushing you around) and not dangerous. They won’t check to see if you’re a racist or whatever.

Racists seek out positions in the police force. if you like being racist and ruining the lives of innocent POC then being a cop is the job for you. A badge and a gun lets you do a lot of damage to communities.

Cops will intentionally misunderstand you. You have to explicitly say “I’m invoking my right to a lawyer.” Because if you just say “I won’t speak without a lawyer present” they’ll lie and say that they believed you just literally meant you won’t say words unless there’s a lawyer in the room.

Hey. Do you have a really nice relative who’s a cop? A kind and caring person? Statistically speaking there’s an EXCELLENT chance that they know a cop who did something terrible and just kept their mouth shut about it. Or they are that cop who did something bad and they’re lying.

That’s the other thing. Cops are legally allowed to lie to you. They’re not permanently under oath. That’s a myth.

Fuck cops.

[jasonpriestley]

The Scooby-Doo Project (1999)

[acreaturecalledgreed]

fun fact this special scared so many kids so fucking badly (b/c the blair witch aspect was played weirdly straight) that CN never aired it again 

[hz-archive]

you’re telling me this is real and not a shitpost

[preciousbeaan]

I seriously thought this shit was fake until I looked it up

[drawing-bored-deactivated202312]

that one time a parody of a fake found footage film is believed to be fake until footage is found.