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Rocky: *tries to sneak back into the house early in the morning*
Adrian, turning around on a spinning chair to face the door: Rocky want tell Adrian where been all night question?
Rocky: Rocky…Rocky with Grace all night.
Grace, turning around on another spinning chair: Want to try again?
Rocky:
Rocky: Well 🎵🎶🎶.
BAD NEWS: it will not be the same forever
GOOD NEWS: it will not be the same forever
this website’s easy watch. *dangles a bunch of greek gods like keys*
i know what i’m doing dw
Keep in mind I only know like. Two Greek gods by name. Homer is one of them, and he was good friends with Odysseus I think?
Wait fuck Homer isn’t a god he wrote the fucking thing. Fuck
POST CANCELLED NO ONE LOOK
desperately google searching for “greek gods to pray to when people notice your online idiocy”
You're failing.
You don’t think I know that, God of Death? Can I pray to you so I can DIE ALREADY
Pluto is Roman, not Greek
?????
Short version is that Pluto is a later name for the god of death, which is often associated with the Roman era/Roman mythology. Hades is the earlier name.
I set up my own house made of sticks and it has promptly fallen on me
HE’S NOT EVEN REAL?????*
I made this post thinking I knew what kind of fire I was playing with. Hephaestus, God of Fire, looking upon me from his fuck off tower or whatever said “Oh you think you know? Check this shit” and promptly set my post ablaze for everyone to observe
Hephaestus doesn't have a tower, he lived in a volcano
FINE THEN. BIG FUCK OFF VOLCANO. WHATEVER
wrong.
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You're basically doing the post equivalent of standing out in a field during a storm with a ten-foot copper pole, you better hope Zeus is busy hiding from Hera.
FUCK'S SAKE NOT AGAIN
I need you to name every greek God you know and what they are for plz
For science
OKAY FINE HERE'S WHAT I'VE FOUND
HERMES: DA FUNNY ONE
ZEUS: DA LIGHTNING (NOTE: THOUGHT HE WAS NORDIC, FATHER OF THOR)
POSEIDON: DA SEA ONE
HEPHAESTUS: DA FIRE/FORGING/STEEL ONE
APHRODITE: DA HOT ONE
KRATOS: GOD OF WAR
HADES: DA HELL ONE. ROGUE LIKE
APOLLO: DA DODGEBALL/PROPHECY ONE
ares is the god of war, not kratos
WHY THE FUCK DOES THE GAME CALL HIM GOD OF WAR THEN
I can't believe this post is less than 24 hours old, it feels like something out of classic tumblr lore
op god of war is not official greek mythology lmao
Someone needs to read a Percy Jackson book
hey is this still post of the year or
how's the hole op? want some snacks? a blanket? a shovel to dig yourself out?
I'D LIKE OUT NOW I THINK
And the post of the year goes to.....
YOU
here is me holding my trophy for tumblr post of the year. i'd like to thank no one in particular but i would like to unthank everyone who decided this one in particular was post of the year. i will never let this down ever
hi op pjo fan here I thought I knew nothing about greek mythology but apparently I was wrong
isn't Hades God of the dead and Thanatos is the god of death
this post is a wild ride and im not sure its even over yet
distressing things to say to your friends
I don't understand why "Adrian doesn't like Grace at first" is as popular as it is on fanfics.
Imagine for a second you are Adrian surname The Eridian. Your spouse has been missing and presumed dead for around a decade, and suddenly one day an alien spaceship comes into orbit. And you cheer "Yay alien species have realized we have the same problem and have come to either give us a solution or join or efforts, too bad my mate is still gone."
Except he is not actually gone, because the eridian equivalent of a carebear decided to save them. And he doesn't want anything in return, in fact he is well aware that he might die A PAINFUL SLOW DEATH, shortly after fighting just to get the love of your life back to you. But it's ok :) because Rocky (yes he gave them a silly name) is my best friend! Oh- Are you ok-
No, Rocky is first and foremost a Grace hater (affectionate)
on the one hand there are many aspects of academia that should be criticized but on the other hand i’m concerned about the rise of anti-intellectualism as a tool of fascism
Hey yo what the fuck does this say in English? Because if you can’t explain in layman’s terms you’re not doing a good job of getting your point across to everyone.
hey man i think you might just be dumb
certified iconic post
omg its @satan-offical
WHAT, WHERE??? DON'T SUMMON HER...
MWAHAHAHAHAA.....
NOOOOOOOOOOOOO
10K BLAST 🫸✨✨✨✨✨✨
Come to Midnight Burger! We have:
A mean astrophysicist walking a confused space god through resetting the universe
Some guy becoming best friends with an interdimensional android built by his ex wife to confront him about their breakup
A woman taking a pack of wolves that live in the freezer
An engineer who routinely meets older versions of himself
A lesbian barista
Her British girlfriend
An alien that looks like a giant, walking, talking broccoli stalk
A vet who *meant* to go the the VA
Two regular pastors who live inside of the radio
Peter
Don't you hate it when the laser grid cuts you into dodecahedrons?
Is this the real life? Is this just fantasy?
Caught in a landslide, no escape from reality
recently when im tempted to say 'i'm gonna kill myself' i try to correct it into saying "im gonna walk into the river and become a trout" or some other form of that. this is my new thing
btw this has graduated into me just saying "the trout population will be affected" and then not elaborating
@satan-offical
@satan-offical
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@satan-offical
I've been ignoring these tags
I got a job at a gas station across from a casino and a guy keeps coming in to buy whole cartons of cigarettes and talks in the third person calling himself "snake eyes pete" and every time I tell him his total hes like "tell ya what if old Pete rolls a snake eyes why dont you give it to him for free?" and he rolls the same set of loaded dice on the counter and it does not matter how many times he rolls snake eyes I will not give him the cartons for free he gets so mad
Light answers a tough question
Solidarity
just spent twenty minutes scrolling the tag and giggling
@justcakethanks
Jonathan Sims
Jonathan Sims head archivist of the Magnus Institute, London
Saw someone use this screenshot a while ago and it kinda made me think of Jon joining the Magnus Institute/getting promoted to Head Archivist
