Hesitant Alien

Emily, 19, Australia Hardboiled or scrambled, that is the queggstion

[epheliss]

Just cus i cant live off pasta doesnt mean i wont live off pasta

[datmos]

I lived off of almost nothing but spaghetti for 3 years straight and then they had to remove my colon.

[epheliss]

That sounds like a you problem

[shayography]

What just happened?

[moodycactus-deactivated20251014]

chrishemsworth: @melissamccarthy is the strongest woman in the world, often in moments of joy she would pick me up like this and the combination of her powerful grip on my foot and my incredible core strength we would hold this pose for hours sometimes days. Go check out @ghostbusters in cinemas now !! #ghostbusters#strongwomen #teamwork

[solohabloespanol-deactivated201]

[plxus]

d.w. was such a twat

[grilledcheese-samwich-deactivat]

i wonder what MY smell is????? when people wear my clothes or sleep in my bed…..what does it smell like?! WHAT IS MY SCENT

[sodomymcscurvylegs]

Family and Friends: “What could be better than having kids?!”

Me:

[marriedtogoddess]

[hylianpixl]

WHEN YOU RECOGNIZE A VOICE ACTOR IN A THING

[bienwyatt-deactivated20140321]

WHEN YOU DONT RECOGNIZE A VOICE ACTOR UNTIL THE CREDITS

[amozon28]

WHEN YOU RECOGNIZE THE VOICE BUT DON’T KNOW THE NAME OF THE VOICE ACTOR

[teesadutta]

[urietrouble]

OK this is cute

[lucidnee]

GUESS WHO DONT GOT KIDS? ME

[goingn4thekill-deactivated20150]

i have the most beautiful daughter who i am so very fucking proud to call my own. i love my child. i hope people that make posts like these dont have children because you seem like you would be a shitty parent.

[lucidnee]

GUESSS WHO STILL DONT GOT KIDS?? ME

[thcrin]

[lordvoldemortsblog]

current mood: needs to be kissed

[andrewhozier]

[kendrene]

@wherestheperkypsycho

[lordvoldemortsblog]

me at 2am: why am I so unloveable I try so hard

me at 3am: succ

[cosmog]

do you think the Suicide Squad producers had a punishment system where it was like Jared the more weird ass shit you do the more we’re deducting from your screentime n that’s why he ended up on screen for like a total of 8 minutes

[rus-califi]

Confirmed

[westernlariat]

lets have phone sex over walkie talkies

[zechery-deactivated20220114]

“I’ll make you moan, over”

[rninor-blog]

“bend over” “bend what? over”

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