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not even funny how true this is for me

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SEONGHWA DEJA VU

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The other night husband and I were watching a documentary about the yeti where they were doing DNA analysis of samples of supposed yeti fur, and every one of them came back as bears.

Anyway, the next night we watched a thing about some pig man who is supposed to live in Vermont. People said it had claws and a pig nose but walked upright like a man. Now, I happen to know that sideshows used to shave bears and present them as pig men. So every piece of evidence they gave of this monster sounds to me like a bear with mange.

So now the running joke in our house is that everything is bears. Aliens? Bears. Loch Ness monster? Bear. Every cryptozoological mystery is just a very crafty bear.

Bears. They’re everywhere. Be wary. Anyone or anything could be a bear.

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oh shit

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As the OP of this post, I’m going to threaten that if this gets to one million notes by the 10 year anniversary on 1 June 2026, one year from today, I will get a lower back tattoo of the loch ness bear monster.

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Y'all know what to do Tumblr.

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jung wooyoung found a country boy who knew how to sing trot, perform perfect taekwando kicks, had a kitty cat face, could not take one single sniff of alcohol without turning into a prohibition teetotaler ad, perfected the art of a smize and a cocked eyebrow, could not do stand up comedy for the absolute life of him, and looked twink death in the eye and laughed, and he did what all of us could only hope to be brave enough to do: he put a gay little latin tattoo on him