Father of 5.9

I disapprove.

[loriksadoptionagency]

Open Tumblr for my one a month, 5 minute scroll. First, second and third ads are all the same thing: pistol shaped screw gun. As a *gift idea*.

You know. For gifting to people you want murdered by police.

[rrh-art]

'They will save the moderately feeble young adults trapped on Julheim'

-- Art Discord // Patreon // Linktree Do not use, repost or claim my art/character Art © The-Red-Right-Hand

[catasters]

[ixtaek]

[danekez]

The one thing that really got me about War of The Rohirrim was that twink brother pronouncing Hera's name with the (anglecized) Japanese 'r'. Tell me you're an anime dub actor without telli-

[loriksadoptionagency]

A collection of some of the wildest DnD takes I've ever seen about the Radiant Citadel (and DnD in general). And I couldn't refind the post about the Citadel being "the dnd equivalent of North Korea" but that one was fucking nuts.

[loriksadoptionagency]

Slowly learning Warhammer 40k lore as I look deeper into Darktide. This week I found out how the pox plague in Darktide affects the victims' bodies *and* souls. It puts my Psykers' comments about "so many voices!" into context when carving through the Pox Walkers. It also gives new meaning to the sound of buzzing flies before a horde surge.

[loriksadoptionagency]

TIL this is *at least* six years old.

[loriksadoptionagency]

Hunter Biden should take credit for the CEO murder and take a second pardon.

[seamusharper]

me blogging while watching How it's Made:

post: god glass eyes are so awesome

post 20 minutes later: man, isn't it so cool how we have an entire industry around growing bacteria

most 10 minutes after that: god isnt hard candy s-

[loriksadoptionagency]

Screenshot from a video of a guy not wanting to pay a 5k vet bill.

[hamotzi]

just some ugly little drawings of my cat ophie✨

[loriksadoptionagency]

Got tagged by @Danekez

"See how well pinterest knows you! Search 'fashion', 'pantone', 'mood', and 'food'; and save the first photo that comes up!"

[danekez]

Please look at my cat, thank you

[danekez]

GAMER WATER

[pettycentral]

[coochie-bandit]

[fred-erick-frankenstein]

Posts like this are the reason why I can’t tell anyone IRL that I’m on Tumblr….. How do you explain that to people??

[dormouseking]

i told my friend’s dad that he was hot (it was in context with the conversation, he was complaining that he was feeling old, etc), and he said a very genuine thank you and the conversation moved on to other topic, my friend was now talking about something else entirely when his dad goes

“i think if i were born in your generation i might have been bisexual”

and friend got kinda mad at me lmao

[that-twink-over-there]

Fuck his dad

[mananabuffins]

Fuck his dad

[penumant]

Fuck his dad

[emilynyaaa]

Fuck his dad

[yesnowhatno]