i have approximate knowledge of many things

dorian // they/them // 24

[lorist]

i would love to tell you there is consistent theme here but that would be untrue. metal gear madness is largely confined to ocelotcore, marvel madness is totally confined to wizardoclock, everything else is free game

[valkubanging]

mission: text posts

[sluttyhenley]

Je sais que tuer.

MISSION: IMPOSSIBLE - THE FINAL RECKONING Pom Klementieff as Paris

[burgersaucee]

[snaillesnaille]

benjiii!!

[thesluts2004]

she is so unbelievably real

[kaijuerotica]

save me, rice mixed with some bullshit

[bettyrightnow]

ever since i was a little girl i knew i wanted to put no effort into my appearance

[minotauri]

sources say there are muscles in the back of my neck. and they want to kill me

[nat-20s]

extremely funny to me that Kermit the Frog is the only main overlap character between Sesame Street and The Muppets. imagine your day job is hanging out in a community of lovely people that genuinely just want to help kids learn and care about everyone so so much and then your night job is the reason that you have to stay up to date on your rabies AND tetanus vaccine

[nat-20s]

at noon the giant you're hanging out with is Big Bird! a wonderful fellow who likes reading stories and singing and telling fun facts! at midnight there's a giant named Sweetums who makes you feel like you're being hunted for sport

[nat-20s]

Ernie, trying to maybe come out to Kermit: well you know Kermit, me and Bert-

Bert: Bert and I

Ernie: Bert and I, we've been best friends forever, but we're also something else too!

Kermit, who every goddamn night has to tell Beaker and Bunsen to keep it professional, deal with Statler and Waldorf's bullshit, AND update his organizational chart on Dr. Teeth and the Electric Polycule: that's really great to hear fellas, happy for you two! :)

[stellacartography]

Grover, alarmed at having spilled some finger paint on Kermit's flipper: I am so sorry, Kermit. Please forgive me.

Kermit, who deals with a multitude of bodily fluids on his person and all over the theatre every evening, who is unintentionally trampled by large monsters as they exit the stage, and quite intentionally has his little froggy bones launched into a wall most nights by Miss Piggy: It's ok, Grover. I'm a frog. I love baths.

[comicgeekscomicgeek]

On Sesame Street: Oh, no, Telly is watching too much television!

The Muppet Show Theater, that night: Gonzo attempts to explain his latest fetish at length.

[tomb-of-madeline]

Stories of Elf World

[sirlanval]

mr tealeaf the wonderful medium of collage was made for you

[stlamb]

set designer: gary card photographer: elizaveta porodina

[weyport]

This is my last piece for Nanabingo25 for a 5-part bingo! Prompt - canon divergence. @nanagocalendar , for @ kiddpall (twitter/ao3)

They finally get their vacation ;w;.

[ilovetodrinkwater]

Yesterday = Death approaches from all sides

Today = Shaggadelic baby

[liquidstar]

"only 90s kids remember-" wrong, if you're poor and/or rural enough, old tech and fashion doesn't just disappear when it stops being trendy. We had dial-up until 2012

[jackkdaniels]

when i was a kid i decided that killing people was bad therefore war was bad therefore the military was evil. and adults would tell me it's more nuanced than that and i would understand when i grew up. well i'm a grown up now and idk i still think that killing people is bad and war is bad and the military is evil