i have approximate knowledge of many things @lorist - Tumblr Blog

i would love to tell you there is consistent theme here but that would be untrue. metal gear madness is largely confined to ocelotcore, marvel madness is totally confined to wizardoclock, everything else is free game

seacavepuzzle

my consistent top 5 tumblr fear is that i make a pro piracy post and then it gets reblogged with some first world addition about the wonders of the library

seacavepuzzle

an imaginary yet so real being: another fun thing that you can do is borrow intergalactic erotic board games from the 1960s and even if your library doesn’t have it the librarian will be HAPPY to get it for you, believe me!! this is a little life hack a lot of people don’t know about!!!!! TALK TO THE LIBRARIAN and they WILL get you the intergalactic erotic board game from the 1960s! and that’s NOT a thing piracy can do for you (heh!).

my library’s eternal buckets:

#like good for the American librarians but here in the uk my library doesn't currently do inter library loans because we don't have the #budget for it. and i am in the uk.#public libraries exist for the most common general interest to serve for the general public. pirate your niche shit

mimi-maru

hunnismokah

stsg thats not angst i love!!!!

z3idan

back with food my strangefrostlings

helenvaughans

Things don't have purposes, as if the universe were a machine, where every part has a useful function. What's the function of a galaxy? I don't know if our life has a purpose and I don't see that it matters. What does matter is that we're a part. Like a thread in a cloth or a grass-blade in a field. It is and we are. What we do is like wind blowing on the grass.

–Ursula K. Le Guin, The Lathe of Heaven

valkubanging

mission: text posts

sluttyhenley

Je sais que tuer.

MISSION: IMPOSSIBLE - THE FINAL RECKONING Pom Klementieff as Paris

burgersaucee

snaillesnaille

benjiii!!

thewatersofmarch

she is so unbelievably real

kaijuerotica

save me, rice mixed with some bullshit

bettyrightnow

ever since i was a little girl i knew i wanted to put no effort into my appearance

minotauri

sources say there are muscles in the back of my neck. and they want to kill me

nat-20s

extremely funny to me that Kermit the Frog is the only main overlap character between Sesame Street and The Muppets. imagine your day job is hanging out in a community of lovely people that genuinely just want to help kids learn and care about everyone so so much and then your night job is the reason that you have to stay up to date on your rabies AND tetanus vaccine

nat-20s

at noon the giant you're hanging out with is Big Bird! a wonderful fellow who likes reading stories and singing and telling fun facts! at midnight there's a giant named Sweetums who makes you feel like you're being hunted for sport

nat-20s

Ernie, trying to maybe come out to Kermit: well you know Kermit, me and Bert-

Bert: Bert and I

Ernie: Bert and I, we've been best friends forever, but we're also something else too!

Kermit, who every goddamn night has to tell Beaker and Bunsen to keep it professional, deal with Statler and Waldorf's bullshit, AND update his organizational chart on Dr. Teeth and the Electric Polycule: that's really great to hear fellas, happy for you two! :)

stellacartography

Grover, alarmed at having spilled some finger paint on Kermit's flipper: I am so sorry, Kermit. Please forgive me.

Kermit, who deals with a multitude of bodily fluids on his person and all over the theatre every evening, who is unintentionally trampled by large monsters as they exit the stage, and quite intentionally has his little froggy bones launched into a wall most nights by Miss Piggy: It's ok, Grover. I'm a frog. I love baths.