The Really Short Slim Shady

Artist, guitarist, and writer - American (english speaking) - Genderqueer (any pronouns) Art, writing, video game screenshots, shitposts, and film reviews 🌟 Content Warnings: Profanity, suggestive content, illustrated blood, and tasteful nudity

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Torso, sketch/lineart: $20

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Full body, sketch/lineart: $25

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Will draw ✅

Humanoids

Furries + ferals

Blood + gore

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Making a deku scrub mask for a Majora's Mask Link cosplay, currently in its super duper ugly phase but yall can see the vision, right?

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Getting some ref sheets done in preparation for artfight

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Had fun making this dude and his fucked up face.

Richter Daggett, everyone.

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Wehrhehehhszhhwhh bug

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“So can you do it? Can you kill Liberty?”

“I’ve killed dozens of supers. This one’s no different.”

- conversation between [REDACTED] and The Hunter

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This may take me a while

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TEST YOUR MIGHT but its Johnny struggling to pry open baby Cassie's fist after she snatched a fistful of rice or smth

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Some designs I cooked up today for a local theatre company I work for

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Some designs I cooked up today for a local theatre company I work for

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Some designs I cooked up today for a local theatre company I work for

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Some designs I cooked up today for a local theatre company I work for

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Based on Patricia Cronin’s Memorial to a Marriage

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Desperately hoping this doesn’t get lost in Tumblr’s algorithm I love this piece so much it’s quite possibly my favorite painting I’ve ever made of Cadaver and Astarion (or ever for that matter)

And it’s one of the first times I’ve gotten teary eyed over my own art and that will not be for nothing damnit

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very fitting that the year of the horse is the year I discover my love for drawing horses lmfao

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Cadaver and his long lost battle buddy Sergeant!

Sergeant, aka Big ‘Sarge was Cadaver’s horse during his time as a Bhaalist- a former warhorse given immortality by Bhaal to serve his chosen

After Cadaver was assaulted by Orin, Sergeant was taken to a local stable near Wurm’s Crossing where he spent the next two years

Cadaver reunited with Sergeant after the events of the game, Big ‘Sarge becoming Cadaver and Astarion’s main mode of transportation as freelance assassins

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Payment via CashApp upon completion

Bust, sketch/lineart: $15

Bust, flat colors: $20

Bust, rendered: $25

Torso, sketch/lineart: $20

Torso, flat colors: $25

Torso, rendered: $30

Full body, sketch/lineart: $25

Full body, flat colors: $30

Full body, rendered: $35

Meme redraws: $40

$ × character per illustration

Terms of service

Will draw ✅

Humanoids

Furries + ferals

Blood + gore

Tasteful/artistic nudity (bits covered)

OC’s

Fan art

Will not draw ❌

Mechs

Complex monster designs

NSFW content

Backgrounds

Permissions

Allowed ✅

Using commission for pfp, wallpaper, blog header, and other personal uses with credit

Reposting with credit

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Reposting commission without credit

Feeding my artwork to AI

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Commercial use

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Came to the conclusion while doing an Interview with the Vampire rewatch with my girlfriend that one of Louis and Lestat’s biggest issues is that Lestat is incredibly self aware but refuses to change while Louis isn't self aware at all and yet still insists on fixing everything

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Meanwhile Armand isn’t self aware at all and has no desire to change anything any time soon and Daniel is very self aware and made efforts to change

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Armand doesn’t see himself as evil, and so has no desire to “do good”. Meanwhile Daniel learned from his fuckups, describing himself as a list of dos and don’ts, acknowledging that he’s made some pretty dumb mistakes in the past but became a renowned writer in the process