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call me alric or alricardus | he/they | queer nerd | i'll probably add more heh

[alricardus]

This is your sign to listen to "The Whole Being Dead Thing" at 2x speed.

[alricardus]

Greetings!

Hello, my name is—oh, well, I don’t think anyone cares what my name is. For my job is more important: I am a notary.

What a life! Getting called in every which way, every day, every night; I’m always on duty.

Yet the librettists never put my damned name in.

[hamletkin]

screaming because i was fucking around on my laptop while my roommate was watching a video of some guy tearing apart bad christian movies and i just hear the worst delivery of "like a puffed and reckless libertine" i've ever heard and that worked on me like a sleeper activation phrase

[trans-ewenmontagu]

Ways to support your local nonbinary (who may or may not be me) this nonbinary day :

Your credit card number

8,000 dollars in cash

Your bank account information

Infinite tickets to a concert or musical or movie or sporting event or whatever the fuck of their choice

[cparti-mkiki]

or SAI chi l'onooree [tirirín] raPIIIIRE a me volse [tirirín] etc etc

[cparti-mkiki]

or SAI chi l'onooree [tirirín] raPIIIIRE a me volse [tirirín] etc etc

[ziggydoestheater]

The idea of the kids costumes getting "messier" as Dewey's gets "cleaner" but in two different contexts.

The kids start untucking their shirts and rolling up their sleeves, making their hair spikey, ripping up their pants, wearing accessories. They don't have to be all neat, they can be messy. They can be themselves.

Dewey starts wearing clean shirts, brushing his hair, not wearing the same outfit everyday. He has something to get out of bed for, to actually put in the effort for.

[mastersprogram]

I wonder how Dewey And Beetlejuice would React to meeting Josh Skinner.

Dewey And BJ share so many similarities. Singing, Playing An Instrument, Being chaotic, of course played by the same Actor, etc! ✨

then there’s Josh… who hates singing, doesn’t want to get into anything chaotic (less it’s to get out of Schmigadoon), Get’s Easily Irritated, And again ofc played by the Same Actor.

drop this meme / drawing idea here… byeee

[alricardus]

More thoughts (although note that I'm not as familiar with Schmigadoon! compared to the other fandoms):

I'm convinced Beetlejuice and Dewey would think Josh's (normal) outfit is lame and try to get him to have more style

They also roast him on his regular looking hair

Maybe they all sit down for some corn pudding for once but Beetlejuice gets it everywhere

Beetlejuice tries to convert Josh into meta-ness, but conclues that he's too vanilla for it

Beetlejuice also makes fun of Josh for being in a musical that actually won a Tony, to his confusion

I feel like they'd eventually do karaoke together "for the homies"

It would take Josh a lot of convincing, but Melissa goes to hang out with Rosalie and both of them convince him to

They become great friends :D

and...

If we're talking Alex Brightman Cinematic Universe, can we have Kevin and Pugsley be friends? :3

[trigona-necrophaga]

Geese, villain?

[the-tenth-arcanum]

Soldiers, sir 😓

[trigona-necrophaga]

Go prick thy face and over-red thy fear, thou lily-livered boy!

[the-tenth-arcanum]

on it, boss 🫡

[trigona-necrophaga]

Exactly as Shakespeare wrote it:

[leporellian]

leporello and elvira best friends forever. you agree with this post. reblog

[infinitelytheheartexpands]

every opera production would be made funnier/possibly better if you had one of the characters give a powerpoint presentation

[pessimusomiumpoeta]

Litterally Leporello when he's explaining to Donna Elvira the statistics of Don Giovanni's seductions.

[pessimusomiumpoeta]

So i made a thing...

[alricardus]

Can anyone else see Alex Brightman as Benedick in Much Ado About Nothing? (+ Sierra Boggess as Beatrice? or Krystina Alabado?)

[lesbworth]

highly recommend listening to all'idea di quel metallo from barbiere and then se vuol ballare and hai già vinta la causa from nozze in quick succession because it's like following the progression of a divorce

[alricardus]

mood:

SEYTON I SAY—

[marzipanrabbit]

[jonphaedrus]

(deeply affectionate) What's His Deal

[alricardus]

Which of the Mozart–Da Ponte operas is your favorite?

Le nozze di Figaro

Don Giovanni

Così fan tutte

Never heard of any of them/see results

Voting ended onJul 15