The Half-Assed Apology
Recently, there have been numerous celebrities, politicians, and other public figures issuing what they call apologies, and what the rest of us call, “half-assed” apologies- apologies that aren’t really apologies at all, or simply aren’t good enough, sincere enough, and/or mature enough apologies for the acts previously done. An apology isn’t just saying “I’m sorry”, an apology is saying “I’m sorry” and meaning it. Often, you will see these perpetrators either say everything they can think of except “I’m sorry”, or something that equivocates to the expression, or say “I’m sorry”, and then try to come up with reasons they should be off the hook or it shouldn’t matter anymore. This is seeing the expression as a vocal requirement, and nothing more.
Some recent examples of people making these half-assed apologies are: Serena Williams (famous tennis star), whose blunder came after her blaming the Steubenville rape case on the 16-year-old victim; Chris Brown (rapper/entertainer), who, after semi-apologizing for physically abusing Rihanna, has repeatedly made clear he didn’t really mean the apology by behaving recklessly and going on several rampages (for example, after an interview on Good Morning America where questions were asked regarding the physical abuse, he broke a window, screamed, lashed out on twitter, etc.); Michael Richards (A.K.A. Seinfeld’s “Kramer”), who went on an n-word filled rampage in 2006, and then went on David Letterman’s talkshow and gave a less-than-satisfying apology; Mel Gibson, Paula Deen, New Jersey Governor Chris Christie, among others.
Most recent is Russell Simmons, founder of the Def Jam Label. On the 14th of August, Simmons’ youtube channel, “All Def Digital”, posted a video called “Harriet Tubman Sex Tape”. And, thus, twitter exploded- along with every other social large social network- furious at the channel and the man behind it. Russell Simmons promptly removed the video (“after being contacted by [his] NAACP buddies”), and issued an apology.
A half-assed apology.
So, the question I can’t help but ask is, if people keep getting called out for these half-assed apologies, why do people keep making them? Why do people see their peers getting regularly placed on the chopping block for doing something, and then they go out and do it themselves? Russell Simmons has surely seen the fate of Paula Deen and Serena Williams, considering the topics are so recent. So why, then, did he do the same?
I understand the idea of human error- we all make mistakes. We all have our faults, our insensitive moments, the conclusions we’ve jumped to. But we need to admit our faults, and apologize when it is necessary. And with Russell Simmons and his Harriet Tubman Sex Tape, there is an apology that needs to be given. A proper one.
What do you think it means to own up to your mistakes?














