In A Permanent State Of Confusion

My blog is a mess and has no theme or order to it...

[bewbin]

Why do you want to be a comedian?

the free stool with a glass of water on it 

[gothicprep]

remember when jared leto absolutely terrorized his suicide squad castmates and turned himself into a laughing stock bc he misinterpreted what method acting is, only to have 7 minutes of screen time and be cut from most of the film’s promotional material? i know it was a while ago now but i dnt think anything more satisfying will happen in our lifetime

[cresentcube]

Look. I get it. I am one of the most dullest person in the entire universe when it comes to art and colors. I don’t really get color theory, I just usually don’t notice bad color design.

But look at me in the Eye, @staff, and tell me.

HOW DID YOU EVEN THINK PURE FUCKING GREEN AGAINST BLUE DIPPED IN TAR WAS A GOOD IDEA?!

[cykelops]

pro tip about relationships, you can call them all sorts of cheesy shit and they have to sit there cause they love u. i call my bf “lover”. if i ask him “whos the cutest boy in the whole world?” he has to stand there whole six feet of grown ass man with a news anchor voice and say “i am”.

[symbf-deactivated20190613]

abs are cancelled. we all about soft tummies now

[princecarlton]

[wellbutrinboy]

someone i speak to every day: hey

me: i miss you and i love you

[bewitchking-deactivated20230725]

What’s better than this?! The Wonder Woman theme was performed on an electric cello?!!

[zombeesknees]

#just end me   #someone add fireworks to that cello and strap her to a truck in the wasteland shredding to valhalla

[eccentricandfantastic]

Y’ALL THAT IS TINA GUO AND YES SHE PERFORMED THE WONDER WOMAN THEME FOR THE MOVE SCORE.

[bodyglitter]

spotify gives you all of your stats at the end of every year and makes you a playlist of your top 100 songs, makes you six (6) personalized playlists every day, And a playlist every monday of new music based on your listening history and yall still gonna say apple music is better? i have to laugh

[mobpsycho100]

[demilypyro]

Before tumblr dies… anyone wanna admit they have a crush on me

[tailbud]

Having a “crush” is a level 3 horny offence and against Tumblr ToS, delete your fucking blog

[demilypyro]

Live horny die horny motherfuckers

[nefariouscerealkiller]

the defense team: the glove doesn’t fit! he didn’t commit the murder

oj: 

[chongoblog]

Any living person: “Let’s go to the beach!”

Me:

[thebootydiaries]

me: *drops something*

me: *stares down at it in disappointment for a few seconds before picking it up*

[anarcho-smarmyism]

all the time and money you used to spend on makeup and hair? spend it on weed instead. that’s what feminism is all about folks

[redstarovermoundcity]

[sunbeambisexual-deactivated2025]

[snoopingasusualisee]

[helltitty]

that girl that eats edibles and does makeup tutorials is slowly becoming my favorite youtube channel

[helltitty]

[adhominem13]

gotta skirt skirt before you get hurt hurt