the moon and the stars

sam ~ 22 ~ nyc

[loamsome]

Your spotify-assigned gender is the first two genres it suggests in your liked songs, I'll start

[lego-ninja-bilbo]

lost focus and had a consensual workplace relationship

[thinginthedirt]

so uh i remembered that the marauders were at hogwarts in the 70s…

[marauder-queen]

Sirius: You know, in another lifetime, you and I would have made a hot-ass couple.

Lily: Agreed.

[heyangels]

AS IT WAS // HARRY STYLES

[mssrsmoon]

yeah

[woolfmalice]

diagnosed with woman in her twenties disease

[eternalmoonlightsworld-deactiva]

Regulus: Quit sulking like a child.

James: I am sulking like a fully grown man

[macklesufficient]

guide 4 teens

tell the cops nothing

tell the paramedics everything

ur eyebrows are fine

[toujoursincorrect]

Remus: why does everyone think Sirius is trying to date me???

Sirius: WHY DO YOU THINK IM NOT???

[hannibalsloverboy]

james: ok so you can’t laugh at me or tell sirius

remus: got it

james: i have a crush on regulus

remus: hahahahahaha i’m telling sirius

[born-to-lose]

Bring Me The Horizon, True Friends

[fioblah]

among the tumblr holidays i think that the ides of march is for sure a favorite

[cuntisthereason]

julius caesar has been dead for 2065 slutty slutty years

[neetols]

Beware the Ides of March 🔪

[toujoursincorrect]

Remus: Madame Pomfrey said that I was perfectly fine. Except for this massive scar. And a broken rib, which was right next to two other broken ribs.

James: Did she clear you or not?

Remus: She did not. Alright, let's get back to work!

[loserboyfriendrjl]

james: do you wanna know your gay name

regulus: my...my gay name

james: yeah, it's your first name

regulus: haha. very funny, james

james: *gets down on a knee* and my last name

regulus: oh- oh my god.