Marauder Queen

she/her she/her {bisexual} I wish I was a marauder

[marauder-queen]

Today's Aesthetic: swallowing my diarrhea medicine pretending to be Regulus Black downing his anxiety pills and then dramatically crying with my head in my hands.

[marauder-queen]

Idk if this has been done before but go and listen to "Rolling in the Deep" by Adele and look me in the eyes to tell me that song is not Aziraphale and Crowley coded™.

[marauder-queen]

modern day remus lupin

~ has fake airpods

~ draws on his converse

~ wears eyeliner

~ also probably mascara

~ draws on his hands when bored

~ blasting classical+edm while doing homework

~ probably owns a segway, bc why would you walk

~ doja cat supremacy

~ owns a dog that looks just like sirius

~ midnight McDonald's runs

~ wears more rings than have fingers

~ badly applied black nail polish

~ cares too much about his "airpods"

~ takes photos of literally everything

~ genshin impact player

~ scrolls through studyblr and calls it studying

~ good omens fan

~ our flag means death fan

~ goes to pride just to flip off the people protesting there

[marauder-queen]

*at the order meeting*

Moody: As a rule, i don't put couples in the field together, but you are two of my best fighters. So i will allow it.

Moody: Just don't let your personal issues distract you from your work.

James: You have nothing to worry about, there are no issues here. We've never even had a fight.

Lily: It's true, the only close call we ever had was when he said he didn't know who Martha Maginald was.

Moody: Really?

Moody: Never heard of the master water dueler?

Moody: *to Lily* You sure this is who you want?

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Sirius: Remus, look what Harry got me for father's day!! *holds up #1 Dad*

Remus, glaring silently while sipping from his own '#1 Dad' mug:

Sirius: that lying bitch

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James, in the corner with his own #1 Dad mug: hmm

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My love language?

Making you tiny origami birds...

[sapphicgothalien]

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Regulus: *accidentally throws a quaffle at James' face* Regulus, internally: I'm sorry! Are you okay? Regulus, externally: I'm okay! Are you sorry?

[lysesrightfist]

Wednesday, to Enid: "Would you like to stay for dinner?"

Gomez, from the doorway: "Would you like to stay forever?"

[urmominbike]

Enid: truth or dare?

Wednesday: truth

Enid: i dare you to kiss me

Wednesday, already leaning in: i didn't come here to lose

Yoko: she didn't even say dare-

[trickarrows-bishop]

Enid *accidentally brushes Wednesday's hand with her own* Wednesday: Wednesday: *aggressively holds Enid's hand* Wednesday, under her breath to Enid: Fucking commit to it.

[enolaholmess]

Enid: WEDNESDAY ADDAMS CAN CATCH THESE HANDS

Enid: gently

Enid: with her own hands

Enid:

Enid: what I’m trying to say is that Wednesday should hold my hands

[treesareppltoo]

Enid: We should go on a date sometime.

Wednesday: Alright. This could be fun. We can go into town and chuck stuff at people.

Enid: That– that’s not exactly what I had in mind…

Wednesday: Oh, don’t worry. Thing will do the throwing. We can just watch and enjoy.

[ragzonacamrencruise]

[Enid and Wednesday fighting]

Enid: YOU KNOW WHAT? I WANT A DIVORCE.

Wednesday: WE’RE NOT EVEN MARRIED!!

Enid: AND WHOSE FUCKING FAULT IS THAT?!

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Harry: I learned a riddle at school today? James: Let's hear it then. Harry: What goes in hard and comes out soft? James: Harry: James: Harry: James: is it... is it a.. Lily, sprinting in: SPAGHETTI! IT'S SPAGHETTI!!

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I saw some of my posts from here posted on pinterest, and I shit you not, I squealed with joy.

I've made it.

Mama James would be proud.

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Sirius: Remus, look what Harry got me for father's day!! *holds up #1 Dad*

Remus, glaring silently while sipping from his own '#1 Dad' mug:

Sirius: that lying bitch