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does anyone wanna cum on my glasses so i can feel like one of those nerd girl gives bj porn vids. nerd loser freak guy gives bj cmon there’s gotta be an audience somewhere

#holy truth nuke batman #i’m getting new glasses soon i might incorporate them into my nerd fetishwear

i cannot stop jacking my shit man but there is nothing to my tastes anymore so i have to use my imagination. does nobody want to bully a guy until he cries and cums in his pants anymore. does nobody want to call a guy a loser incel so he can palm himself through his boxers over it. geez louise

#loserposting

fangsandbitez

‘straight’ guy who’s extremely lonely and awkward that i meet online while gaming. he becomes slightly obsessed with me, starts sending me new parts for my computer, care packages, because hes just a ‘caring friend’ and im not computer savvy.

comes to visit me and we get drunk together when he tells me he’s never gotten kissed before. i offer to teach him how to kiss until we’re making out and i feel him get hard, so i let him throatfuck me. he’s gripping my hair painfully hard, pushing himself into my mouth without any rhythm or pace, whimpering and moaning pathetically that this ‘doesn’t mean anything’

#instant classic #fav

whatever i’m still a dumb faggot i’ve just kinda been into fucking girls recently. if it helps i’ve been fantasising about them turning me bisexual (something i literally already am). is that problematic

#loserposting

is loser fetish still real. does anyone love me

#also i feel like i should be honest a lot of the reason i haven’t been posting is cus i’ve been kinda dominant with it which is embarrassin #g to post about so i refuse to do that. but recently ive been back on my bullshit so

i know it’s been a year since i’ve been horny and stuff but i’ve gained a fetish for wearing plaid boxer shorts that is so overwhelming i needed to talk about it somewhere

#there’s just something about them #like i am instantly rock hard at the thought. what the fuck

ok my sparkle is back i guess

#loserposting

also i’ve been into the idea of someone noticing how hard i get when they make fun of me. pretending that i’m bothering them with my existence when i’m anywhere near them even though they want nothing more than a guy they can talk down to that no one would bat an eye over.

maybe we’d be on the same course at college and get into some sort of dumb argument about a group project we were both assigned to. maybe i’d call them a bitch when they win that argument and they’d just laugh at me which would only piss me off even more. and sure i’d jack off to the thought of it but who cares right? it’s only cus they’re physically attractive and i couldn’t care less if they hate me. they’d start provoking me more and more, trying to get me to snap at them and make myself look like an idiot in front of as many people as possible. their insults would get more specific, cataloguing how much “loser” “nerd” and “incel” made me visibly flustered. maybe after a while i’ve pavloved myself into associating the sound of their laugh with pleasure and i can’t keep myself from getting hard about it no matter how mad i am, which in turn would make it even worse. eventually they’d corner me after class about it, telling me that it was pathetic how easily i shut down the minute they talked back to me. maybe they’d tell me they knew i was a pervert, knew that i was getting off on their insults, and they’d tell me how funny they found it, that i’d never have a chance with them in a million years. obviously they’d leave before i could get a word in (provided i could even get myself together enough to form a response) and i’d be left to jack off to the thought of them again, this time knowing they knew exactly how much they’d fucked with my mind.

#nerd kink #nerd k!nk #loser kink #loser k!nk #incel kink #incel k!nk #influenced #verbal degradation #i got carried away again sorry

cw kink shit based on religious trauma

neeeeed need need need to meet a guy who knows about my difficult relationship with my beliefs and gets off on the idea of ruining me. a guy who knows that i find it hard to admit how much i think about other men when i’m fucking my fist alone at night. a guy who knows how scared i am of going to hell for feeling the way i do about him. i know it’s fucked up to want a guy to ride me until i admit i was never gonna live up to the standards i was taught to follow but i’m pretty obsessed with the idea. he’d finally get me to admit i was only so cold towards him because i was a virgin terrified of doing anything i’d been taught was sinful. he’d teach me how to accept that i’m a fag soon enough though

#cw religion #sorry this is totally out of left field it’s just been on my mind recently and i had to fetishise it somehow #gay nsft #influenced #incel kink #incel k!nk #in a way lol #cw f slur

puppygirlmoans

*3 drinks in voice* you wanna test each other's pain tolerance?

haven’t jacked off in like a week i’m losing my sparkle dude

#loserposting

cloudvisualspew07x

#promise?

trying to sexualise my acne because in all honestly i DO find it sexy but like. my face hurts. taking solace in the idea of someone making fun of me for looking like a teenage boy despite being in my 20s #okayyyy

#loserposting #loser kink is all fun and games until you’re considering genuinely talking to a dermatologist cus this shit is crazy

went out last night and a girl told me i looked like paul dano. felt like a choir of a thousand angels were singing to me in that moment

#loserposting

Fantasizing about a guy who's just misogynistic enough to not be transphobic.

Yeah, there’s a forced masc angle of him being rough about your clothing. No way in hell is going out with you dressed like a fag. He’s not going to be seen with someone like that. Maybe he takes you clothing shopping, or maybe he just forces you to wear his clothes.

But also make sure you get the real experience of being a man. Not just testosterone and a haircut but the things you missed out on. He persuades you into a useless fist fight, and cracks a beer open. Teaching a loser like you how to win a fight, and if he makes more contact than necessary what about it? He takes you out to a bar where he flirts with women he insists he’s interested in, but never advances.

He jokes that you’re his pet project, molding you into the sort of man he wants to see. Maybe he takes it a step further, teaching you how to put someone in their place. Telling you what women are into, absently touching you, and swearing there’s nothing gay about it.

Is this anything?

this is crazyyyy in a good way obviously. got scared at the start of your message cus misogynistic stuff can be a huge no for me but i’m glad this went in the direction it did lolol. the concept of another guy teaching me to fight makes me so hard i black out to be totally honest so i don’t know if i’m built for winning but he can try and teach me as many times as he likes :). oh and of course there’s nothing gay about teaching me how to get girls even if he has to show me an example of how he touches them! that’s just bros being bros!

#asks #figured out how to answer asks when they get broken up like this but sorry if it still looks janky on mobile