PARTEEBOY

I'm David Partee (Par_Tay), I live in West Virginia, Born and raised in Massachusetts, I'm laid-back,down to earth, loving, caring and all that happy horse shit!. Thanks for stopping by, while you're here show my ask box some love:) (no one has in like 5yrs so ya know..I totally don't feel unloved or anything) p.s. I follow back!!!

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Pittsburgh Covid-19 #Rentrelief fund organized by David Partee

As this pandemic rages on more and more people are finding it more difficult to mak… David Partee needs your support for Pittsburgh Covid-1

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Comment on the post so that we can begin application for rent relief! Even in a time of self-isolation we can still come together! #Rentrelief #Rentrelieffund #Pittsburgh #Coronavirus #Covid-19 #instagramphilanthropy #helpingothers (at Pittsburgh, Pennsylvania) https://www.instagram.com/p/B_I_vy4F-hW/?igshid=16brw6muoaib4

[losermcsillyface]

What’s your favorite color?

I really like the color Orange, idk tho I have a hard time picking a favorite anything.

[flightcub]

thursday needs a meme, here’s my attempt to contribute. it’s thursday and i’m here to help. thanks

[flightcub]

it’s thursday today but it’s cold outside, so here’s an update on my attempt at a thursday meme. it’s thursday and it’s cold but i’m still here to help. thanks 

[flightcub]

it’s 2015 now and thursday still needs a meme, here’s another attempt to contribute. it’s thursday and it’s a new year and as always i’m here to help. thanks

[flightcub]

spring has sprung but thursday still needs a meme, so here’s another attempt to contribute. it’s springtime this thursday, and even as the seasons change i’m here to help. thanks 

[flightcub]

it’s a summer thursday and thursday still needs a meme, so here’s one more attempt to contribute. it’s thursday and this summer i’m here to help. thanks 

[legalgranola-deactivated2016022]

Her dedication must not go unrecognized

[transgenderastarion]

i can’t believe i found this again on a thursday lady your mission has been accomplished

[cryronic]

Rule: you can only reblog this on Thursday.

[depressed-alone]

Ooo its thursday

[ipaniceverywherenotjustthedisco]

welp its that time of the week again.

[randomcountryhumans]

I was able to use it,

[princesshamlet-deactivated20210]

[weavemama]

maybe gangster whales is what we need in order to fight climate change

[moro-nokimi]

Whales, you’re doing great sweeties

[jisuch]

Honesty Hour: Ask me anything you want (anonymously or not) and I’ll answer 100% honestly.

[drug-love-affair]

Please!

[unclefather]

me after trying to do better for myself

[garbage-empress]

ye awaken with a minty butthole

how do ye proceed

[0kkvlt]

Look butthole

[garbage-empress]

ye spread ye cheeks to the nearest mirror. inside ye butthole is a bottle of DR. BRONNER'S PEPPERMINT SOAP

[0kkvlt]

Take soap

[garbage-empress]

ye attempteth to take ye soap out of ye butthole but ye buttholds fast

[0kkvlt]

Look room

[garbage-empress]

ye look around ye room. this is where ye sleep on a stinky matress without a bedframe or sheet to be found. on ye wall ye sees ye HUNKY FIRECHUNKS CALENDAR (2015), ye chest o'drawers has a record player with FLEETWOOD MAC - RUMOURS on the spindle, ye night stand has a small bottle of DR. BRONNER'S BUTTHOLE RELEASE cream. doors to ye bathroom and ye kitchen are both on ye north wall.

[0kkvlt]

Use record player use record player

[garbage-empress]

ye listen to the entirety of FLEETWOOD MAC - RUMOURS, playing THE CHAIN four times in a row, forgetting about ye minty butthole problems.

[0kkvlt]

Look calendar

[garbage-empress]

Ye narrator tires of using pseudo old timey speech and she suddenly abandons it. The HUNKY FIRECHUNKS CALENDAR is flipped to JULY 2015, on it there is a HUNKY FIRELAD, insanely toned wearing nothing but a fire helmet and a jock strap, he is partially submerged in a giant bowl of chili. Between his legs he straddles a large firehose, clearly a penis metaphor. His eyes look seductive but somehow, impatient. Like he has an important meeting to get to, a meeting with your genitals, perhaps? Oh also I guess you circled JULY, 17TH, 2015 for some reason but whatever.

[0kkvlt]

Go kitchen

[garbage-empress]

It's your kitchen. On your refrigerator sits a goblin. On the walls are two sexy calendars - both from 2015, one is SPICY FIREFIGHTIN' LASSES and the other is AGENDER ARSONISTS, maybe you wished to give the firefighters a purpose by giving them fires to fight? After all, what's a sexy hero without a sexy sexy villain? You don't have a stove, stop asking about the stove.

[0kkvlt]

Hug goblin

[garbage-empress]

You embrace the goblin. The goblin, touch starved, begins to cry on your shoulder.

[cheese24k]

[shaydee604-blog-deactivated2019]

This is what happens when white guys listen to Indian music

[alskgirl]

holy shit

[punch-a-your-buns]

whenever I’m feeling sad I just watch this video.

[prozacmorning]

I was not expecting that level of choreography or that they would actually know the words.  This is awesome.

[hailingfrequencies]

was not expecting that handstand jfc

[annoyedmccoy-deactivated2016120]

im crying actual tears this is sheer beauty

especially because bc im indian and indian people dance like this as well

they truly captured the essence of our culture im laughing so hard

[annoyedmccoy-deactivated2016120]

I JUST WANTED TO MAKE SURE TUMBLR KNEW THAT THERE IS A PART 2

[jurassicbarnes-archives]

as an Indian who appreciates this kind of promotion of Daler Mehndi’s “tunak tunak tun”, i have to reblog this

[hilarioushumorfromouterspace]

[dykespeare-deactivated20181228]

reblog if ur mom is smart and beautiful

[kyloreybans-deactivated20160107]

I scrolled passed then I felt guilty

[bob-belcher]

[losermcsillyface]

Jokes in you, I have no friends!

[dankmemesreasonforliving]

[izzyhill]

[camiekahle-deactivated20190815]

THIS IS THE BEST THING I HAVE EVER SEEN

[macncheese-blog]

I’VE BEEN TRYING TO FIND THIS FOR SEVEN YEARS

DO YOU UNDERSTAND HOW HARD IT IS TO ?????

[pinkifingers]

That last fatal scream tho

[flawlessputaa-deactivated201610]

THE TERROR IN HIS SCREAM OH GOSH

[piss-pirate]

[chillyfeetsteak]

i’m crying

[smore-692-deactivated20170712]

WAAA-

[veritashopian]

I will always reblog this on the off chance some other poor soul has been searching for it

[molten-by-determination-deactiv]

IT’S BACK

[llibratin-deactivated20170617]

HOYL SHIT ITS B A CK

[not-a-recommended-url]

IT’S BACK?? ON MY DASH?

[keymageheartfilia]

re-blogging again xD

[homopower]

Always reblog this classic.

[femalerappers]

[tokoshi-deactivated20191031]

companies taking down their rainbow pride logos at 12:00am july 1st and putting them away until next year