[daddyfuckedme]

[literallymechanical]

🪄🕳

[sioltach]

I looove when food is in a bowl. Frequently plates are being brought out and I'm thinking this could've been a bowl meal but nobody gets it

[wordfather]

idk if this is an usamerican thing or not but it always blows my mind as a small european country resident that yall have many names and types of apples???? what do you mean its not just red yellow or green??? why is it so complicated??? who is granny smith????

[wordfather]

'whats your favorite apple' 'red' 'no i mean like what type' '??????' actual conversatiom i've had with a mutual from usa

[wordfather]

THIRTY TWO??????

[phillyphillyphilly]

Listen that doesn’t even account for all the weird shit local farmers are getting up to.

May I present the best apple:

[wordfather]

the world is so big and beautiful

[argumate]

I keep thinking this! very frustrating

[argumate]

fuck!

[sealsdaily]

Today's Seal Is: Largest Blueberry In The World

[godkissedme]

We should hang out soon before one of us evolves or disappears

[illegaldownload]

i love bald women

[illegaldownload]

let's replace veterans day with bald women day

[regularhill]

[lacefuneral]

me if i was lobsta 🦞 monday

[twentythousandblades]

[wizardpotions]

Goodbye white people no more cheeseboard

[agooodpuppydog]

[fjordojustice]

What have white people ever done to deserve this?

[sourcreammachine]

History - Wikipedia

History - Wikipedia

[69shrimp]

why dont you make like a tree and feel the breeze and the sun and the changing of the seasons. and Grow

[breakbeatbun]

im so hungry i could eat a dinner

[breakbeatbun]

im so hungry i could lay a dinner egg

[lokisuggestion]

Under my wizard's robe theres just not any thing at all

[zoesupreme]

[t4nku-deactivated20230703]

shawty with a flat affect got the whole club misinterpreting

[maidthings]

holdin out for a wriggle... holdin out for a wriggle whos the bug of the niiight

[meatgoat]

shes gotta be strong and shes gotta be fast and shes gotta have a butt thats a light

[longseasons]

Til the room smells diverse, equal, and inclusive