[dykonicdiva]

(no beers in) what is every thought you’ve ever had about me ever

[dogpuppy]

[sobcat]

tomorrow I'll do the possible

[stormtide-leviathan]

I love how they just let an artist say "kaalia should fuck skitheryx" and then make cards for that

[kira-kui-n]

"get him pregnant" well thats not my thing but to each their own

"get her pregnant" *takes up my sword and shield* i wont let you do that to her. ......................

[anphivenas]

Your father use to roleplay as a tape worm for my pleqsure

[cheddar-baby]

hope he did a good job at least. Didn't embarrass the whole family.

[anphivenas]

He strutted his shit kinda

[ispyspookymansion]

i was trying to find this post earlier (duck duck go doesnt find posts well) and i—

[yayscrolling]

I am unseeing evil now starting now right now

[gokusclit]

wait wdym by “bush” ppl mean like a week’s worth of growth after shaving n not a rainforest wdym that’s not bush that’s like a lawn strip

[gokusclit]

So i am really proud of you but i do have to block you for admitting this. see you in our next lives

[capacity2]

People love assuming I don’t like them. Girl I’m just doomed confused and broken chances are if we got to know each other I’d cry from how beautiful your world is

[slimegargoyle]

guys you gotta stop thinking of women in their 30s as elderly it’s just misogyny

[courtesyname]

you also gotta stop thinking about actual elderly women as lesser human beings. Youth is not a measure of one’s worth.

[saltedume]

[corrucyst]

dude, this is really scary, and liminal as well. It's like the bathrooms

[godkissedme]

cut flowers / mia forrest

[uptownthots]

“it isnt something you have to read critically” well 😭

[uptownthots]

this technically is true but I think this also perfectly encapsulates why I am inherently distrustful of like. “”cozy”” “turn your brain off” fiction lmfao. like okay WHO gets to turn their brain off and who has to suffer through bigoted caricatures of themselves while everyone else is having cozy silly no brain time 😐

[moviequotes3]

the logic of this is making me laugh a lot 

[goodscreencaps]

[jessss-ica]

if anyone needs me i’ll be alone in my tower