[byjove]

I bought this expensive ass yogurt as a gift to myself so that I could make little candles in the tiny terracotta pot it comes in and it turns out it is the best, creamiest, most buttery heavenly delicious yogurt I have ever tasted and I’m now addicted

[byjove]

sometimes things that are expensive are worse but sometimes things that are expensive are astronomically better and that’s where the real problem lies

[rattle-my-stars]

[honeypumpkiin]

if you're going to rejoin tumblr you first must go through

the perfume department

[depsidase]

[sugarpkts]

there are’m only 23 types of people in the world

[sugarpkts]

[cretaceous-kid]

[lunaite]

part of the aroace experience is seeing other people have their lives completely wrecked over sex and romantic love and being like lol y'all are wild couldn't be me though. and then you go and completely wreck your own life instead

[rivers-for-me]

reblog to give warm bread to your mutuals

[proudspoonie]

[micro-usb-deactivated20230625]

[favoritesticle]

[koholint]

[celtic-pyro-deactivated20230725]

Visual storytelling.

[chaumas-deactivated20240115]

as per my last cutscene dialogue,

[grimeclown]

Wtf do u even mean “the thread of prophecy is severed” if the grand design is so fragil as to come unraveled by th severing of a single thread then maybe there’s a better Destiny in store for those who hold tha scissors -_-

[grimeclown]

I think if he was TRULY essential he woulda had more fire resistance tbh

[crazy-brazilian]

[zeelatunes]

i know some people criticize the “put a bow on a creature so people know its a girl” approach to character design but come on this rules

[petalpetal]

this is an exception because magnemite is canonically genderless so this one is actually trans

[cattycattitude]

You're telling me a gar* licked this bread?

*a North American freshwater fish of the family Lepisosteidae

[cattycattitude]

A helpful visual:

[boghermit]

Vampires when they sip on your blood and catch extra strength Tylenol, at least two psychiatric meds, two cups of coffee, weed, and microplastics 

[bigsadeyes]

being the waitresses defense lawyer every time you go out to eat with your family. it ain’t much but it’s honest work